Finger
This about sums me up:
"Did you ever have someone good down on you and stick their finger in your ass? You know how thats the most disgusting feeling in the world but at the same time its pretty exciting? That's just like me, I'm lik a finger in the ass. You don't know if it's going to be the best orgasm of your life or you're just gonna shit the bed but it's worth the risk." - Doug Stanhope
"Did you ever have someone good down on you and stick their finger in your ass? You know how thats the most disgusting feeling in the world but at the same time its pretty exciting? That's just like me, I'm lik a finger in the ass. You don't know if it's going to be the best orgasm of your life or you're just gonna shit the bed but it's worth the risk." - Doug Stanhope