"On Zombies..."
I got into a discussion at work today about the rights of zombies in the modern american government. Don't get me wrong, I do not agree with what zombies do, but I will defend to the death their rights to do it. I think that the "Zombie 5/16th Compromise" of 1992 was a huge step, but we can't keep treating these Living Impaired Humans like second class citizens.
As we were discussing this, a girl I worked with announced "Zombies aren't real!"
I slowly turned, looked her square in the eye and said "Ya know, it's that kind of attitude that keeps zombie couples from being able to adopt!"
She had no response.
So, I urge you to throw your support behind the Zombie-cratic Party candidate: Zombieham Lincoln. He's anti-slavery and pro-brain eating. And as an added bonus, Zombie Don Knotts will be running as the VP!
Vote Zombie 2008!
As we were discussing this, a girl I worked with announced "Zombies aren't real!"
I slowly turned, looked her square in the eye and said "Ya know, it's that kind of attitude that keeps zombie couples from being able to adopt!"
She had no response.
So, I urge you to throw your support behind the Zombie-cratic Party candidate: Zombieham Lincoln. He's anti-slavery and pro-brain eating. And as an added bonus, Zombie Don Knotts will be running as the VP!
Vote Zombie 2008!