20 Random facts about me that effect noone but me but someone may choose to pretend to care aboot...
Fact #1 I prefer soft cotton boxers and have recently been introduced to boxer BRIEFS... still forming an opinion...
Fact #2 Out all my ex girlfriends there is only one that I wouldn't mind hanging out with again, and in case you were wondering, that one is Vici...
Fact #3 I use the phrases : Straight up, Can I be straight with you, do you see what I did there?, thats what she said, and I don't know if you know this but... WAY too much
Fact #4 I often start or interupt sentences with UMMMM so they seem spontaneous, but really I plan everything
Fact #5 My latest pet peeve are "Secret Retards", by which I mean retards that look like normal people, but then you talk to them and BAM! Retard
Fact #6 I am, in fact, a terrible person
Fact #7 Don't ever offer me something to be polite, I will NOT return the courtesy and I WILL take your stuff
Fact #8 If I am having a conversation with you and we run out of things to talk about I will either turn and walk away, or insult you and THEN turn and walk away, even if you are mid sentence
Fact #9 Don't feel bad if I don't laugh at your jokes, I don't laugh at things that aren't funny, and if you tell a lame joke I WILL make fun of it and thereby become the center of attention
Fact #10 I am surprisingly single...
Fact #11 If you try to impress me or make me laugh by quoting a movie that has been released in the last 10 years I might hit you
Fact #12 If one day I call you and ask you if you want to grab a drink and you think "Wow! I never thought Travis was very fond of me!" Guess what I'm not, I don't like drinking alone and everyone else was busy... get your coat
Fact #13 I am surprised at how bitter this list has become...
Fact #14 Please don't ask me if cowboy boots hurt or why I wear them, if they hurt I WOULDN'T WEAR THEM and I wear them because they are my shoes... is there a specific reason you wear your shoes? I am not allowed to go most places barefoot
Fact #15 My least favorite day of the week: Sunday, sundays blow, however sundaEs (of the ice cream variety) rock much ass
Fact #16 In everyday speech I often replace cuss words with their for first letter, for example, fuck you! becomes eff you! Am I doing this to censore myself? no I just think that eff this sounds alot funnier.
Fact #17 If you mention a female I have not met, my automatic response is "is she hot?" ...even if its your grandma, because I think thats funny
Fact #18 If you have never been embarassingly drunk with me, you do not REALLY know me
Fact #19 Ways to tell that I am truely drunk: I begin to discussing boob flashing with girls as though it were a matter of national security, I apologize profusely, I keep asking if I am "that guy" but never say who that guy is, I fall asleep sitting up on your couch with all the lights on and a beer IN MY HAND
Fact #20 I HAVE a disease that makes me a burp alot but most of the time I am also trying to see how loud I can get them to be...
There you go! Use this knowledge for good! Now, tell me, what are some fun facts about you? Go on... live a little! Make a post about! Nobody's watching! Come on...
Fact #2 Out all my ex girlfriends there is only one that I wouldn't mind hanging out with again, and in case you were wondering, that one is Vici...
Fact #3 I use the phrases : Straight up, Can I be straight with you, do you see what I did there?, thats what she said, and I don't know if you know this but... WAY too much
Fact #4 I often start or interupt sentences with UMMMM so they seem spontaneous, but really I plan everything
Fact #5 My latest pet peeve are "Secret Retards", by which I mean retards that look like normal people, but then you talk to them and BAM! Retard
Fact #6 I am, in fact, a terrible person
Fact #7 Don't ever offer me something to be polite, I will NOT return the courtesy and I WILL take your stuff
Fact #8 If I am having a conversation with you and we run out of things to talk about I will either turn and walk away, or insult you and THEN turn and walk away, even if you are mid sentence
Fact #9 Don't feel bad if I don't laugh at your jokes, I don't laugh at things that aren't funny, and if you tell a lame joke I WILL make fun of it and thereby become the center of attention
Fact #10 I am surprisingly single...
Fact #11 If you try to impress me or make me laugh by quoting a movie that has been released in the last 10 years I might hit you
Fact #12 If one day I call you and ask you if you want to grab a drink and you think "Wow! I never thought Travis was very fond of me!" Guess what I'm not, I don't like drinking alone and everyone else was busy... get your coat
Fact #13 I am surprised at how bitter this list has become...
Fact #14 Please don't ask me if cowboy boots hurt or why I wear them, if they hurt I WOULDN'T WEAR THEM and I wear them because they are my shoes... is there a specific reason you wear your shoes? I am not allowed to go most places barefoot
Fact #15 My least favorite day of the week: Sunday, sundays blow, however sundaEs (of the ice cream variety) rock much ass
Fact #16 In everyday speech I often replace cuss words with their for first letter, for example, fuck you! becomes eff you! Am I doing this to censore myself? no I just think that eff this sounds alot funnier.
Fact #17 If you mention a female I have not met, my automatic response is "is she hot?" ...even if its your grandma, because I think thats funny
Fact #18 If you have never been embarassingly drunk with me, you do not REALLY know me
Fact #19 Ways to tell that I am truely drunk: I begin to discussing boob flashing with girls as though it were a matter of national security, I apologize profusely, I keep asking if I am "that guy" but never say who that guy is, I fall asleep sitting up on your couch with all the lights on and a beer IN MY HAND
Fact #20 I HAVE a disease that makes me a burp alot but most of the time I am also trying to see how loud I can get them to be...
There you go! Use this knowledge for good! Now, tell me, what are some fun facts about you? Go on... live a little! Make a post about! Nobody's watching! Come on...