Where the--what the--huh?

[scottontherocks]

This is going to be a brief update. I have mono. That's short for mononucleoyourlifeisover. I made it through all of goddamned high school without getting mono, and now look at me. DON'T LOOK AT ME!!! Avert your eyes, lest ye be damned as I have been. Reasons why having mono now is a bummer: I may not be able to go to my family reunion. I'

Comments

[xclichex]

What does it say about me that I voluntarily watch that much Animal Planet and would probably shed more than a reasonable number of tears watching clouded leopard babies separated from their mother... at any time.

[zhubinness]

Keep walking, children! Don't make eye contact! He's not like us.

[downtotheground]

really? NOT on drugs?

really?

what the hell are clouded leopards? see, i don't think they really exist. i think you made them up in your...uh...non-drug-induced fog. yeah, that's it.

[downtotheground]

okay, so i just googled clouded leopards.

so what if they do exist. i still think you made up....something.

anyway, i hope you can make it to the reunion. if it makes you feel any better, i have a 4 year old cousin i've never met. and she has a baby brother (who's like, one now) that i've never met either. so THERE.

OH NO!

[anonymous]

Scott, I am so sorry. Been there...and done that...and it SUCKS. I could tell you weren't feeling good last week and I remember you saying your throat was hurting a bit. If this will make you laugh at all...I was taken to the ER twice last week...due to a kidney stone. Awesome. Hope you feel better soon, keep drinking tons of fluids and take time to rest. It will be over soon.
Tons of love,
Paige