Musings on the beach...
The beach is hotter than you think.
People are weird..."Look, this land here, it floods every few years when crazy storms with huge winds come in and destroy everything! What should we do??" "I've got it...we'll put the houses....ON STILTS! DONE!" Weird.
Sunburn makes you tired.
Also, beer makes you tired.
Why is the ocean sooooo big? What's the point?
I wonder how far I'm actually seeing?
Turns out, jellyfish don't matter. Sandfleas will kill you.
Everyone turns out when the little sea skates show up! Also, don't touch the bottom.
The Great Elevator Outage of 2008...9 floors...sucks.
Staying in the penthouse does not make you special. It just means that sleep a little higher.
Pools are for sand washing.
People are weird..."Look, this land here, it floods every few years when crazy storms with huge winds come in and destroy everything! What should we do??" "I've got it...we'll put the houses....ON STILTS! DONE!" Weird.
Sunburn makes you tired.
Also, beer makes you tired.
Why is the ocean sooooo big? What's the point?
I wonder how far I'm actually seeing?
Turns out, jellyfish don't matter. Sandfleas will kill you.
Everyone turns out when the little sea skates show up! Also, don't touch the bottom.
The Great Elevator Outage of 2008...9 floors...sucks.
Staying in the penthouse does not make you special. It just means that sleep a little higher.
Pools are for sand washing.