Thanks to KC
Go to urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I worked it a bit as well but most of it was first or filtered as the word "turd" showed up a lot
1) your name -- (user name not defined T_T so put real name) is known to have striking intelligent features. Tends to be the bravest In a group of people. Although clumsy at times, always recovers from a stumble Like a ballerina in flip flops.
2) Your age? the number of the Illuminati and the number of people executed in "A Tale of Two Cities"
3) One of your friends? Keith: a sweet ass muther trucker lookin for a good time that is not afraid of anything. origin: 15th century Scotland
4) What should you be doing? grammar: A dead language. Often mocked and misunderstood by morons who learned it in second grade and abandoned it.
5) Favorite color? Purple: Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
6) Hometown? San Antonio: San Antonio is the most visited city in Texas having the Alamo, the Riverwalk and Sea World, if it's still there. San Antonio has a huge Hispanic influence and there are Mexican restaurants everywhere, not counting Taco bell.
San Antonio residents are friendly but, damn are they fat. San Antonio ranks among the fattest cities in the country--perhaps from all that greasy Mexican food. The pace of life in San Antonio is slow and laid back--nothing like New York.
7) Month of your birthday? May: may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
8) Last person you talked to? president(club): The patriarch of dumbasses skilled in the art of bullshitting
9) What did you last eat? meatloaf: An extremely talented musical artist whose popularity spanned mainly through Seventies. He was also known for his role in several movies. i.e. "The rocky horror picture show"
10) Your nickname? The hair color of a lions fur