Hell is aerosol soy "cheese"

[scott_hatteberg]

Congratulations, White Sox, on winning the Series. I only wish it would have gone to seven games so I'd have more excuses to be a couch potato. Kudos, nonetheless.

Oh! And I feel so weirdly fatherly and proud of JD, winning MVP? Take me for a spin in your shiny new SSR sometime, hey? You using that trophy as a hood ornament yet, or are you still

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[bobby_crosby7]

I was so happy for JD, man. If it couldn't be us, I'm glad it was him.

You made me hungry now! I think I'm going to make a trip to the store especially for some Fluff so I can make myself a Fluffernutter sandwich. I could probably live off of those, I think. Except I'd probably get really fat and you'd have to roll me onto the field. You wouldn't mind doing that for me, would you Hatty?

[jermaine_dye]

Thanks, man.

I miss you, dude. You're still a rookie to me. :)

[bobby_crosby7]

Dude! I did not know you were around these parts. Why did I not know this? I feel so lied to, taken advantage of, cheap.

Hey hey hey if Hatty gets a ride, I want a ride too! That new ride of yours is SWEET.

Miss you too, man. I'm all grown up now, JD, you've gotta let the rookie thing go. ;)

[jermaine_dye]

Why did I not know this?

Because you've lived a secluded, sheltered life, but NOT ANYMORE!

Hey hey hey if Hatty gets a ride, I want a ride too!

Well, Byrnes has dibs on one of the window seats, but if you have your heart set on shotgun you can lap it up with Hatty. (Although I do believe law prohibits that because of airbags and shit.)

I'm all grown up now, JD, you've gotta let the rookie thing go. ;)

*teary eyed* My little Bobby. All grown up.

[bobby_crosby7]

Because you've lived a secluded, sheltered life, but NOT ANYMORE!

I could cry, I'm so happy that I've been enlightened.

Well, Byrnes has dibs on one of the window seats, but if you have your heart set on shotgun you can lap it up with Hatty. (Although I do believe law prohibits that because of airbags and shit.)

Heh, I love Hatty and all, but there will be no lapping with him. I'll backseat it with Byrnsie, that's cool.

*teary eyed* My little Bobby. All grown up.

Aren't you proud of me? *grins*

[eric_byrnes]

Well, Byrnes has dibs on one of the window seats, but if you have your heart set on shotgun you can lap it up with Hatty. (Although I do believe law prohibits that because of airbags and shit.)

Believe it!

I'm all grown up now, JD, you've gotta let the rookie thing go.

Omg JD. Our litle Croz-baby is really growing up. *sob*

[scott_hatteberg]

not at all, bobby, darling, i'd roll you anywhere you'd like to go. except maybe up a really high hill. i'm afraid that'd be hazardous to my health. though, i'm not sure you'd be heavy really if you were filled with marshmellow.

waitwaitwait. what IS a fluffernutter? enlighten me, really. i was just really amused by the name, and apparently, they're tasty? come over and show me and i'll give you a teddy bear.