Hell is aerosol soy "cheese"
Congratulations, White Sox, on winning the Series. I only wish it would have gone to seven games so I'd have more excuses to be a couch potato. Kudos, nonetheless.
Oh! And I feel so weirdly fatherly and proud of JD, winning MVP? Take me for a spin in your shiny new SSR sometime, hey? You using that trophy as a hood ornament yet, or are you still sleeping with it, giving it its own pillow and breakfast in bed and everything? ;) Anyway, you made an old old teammate feel warm and squishy.
Especially seeing you covered in liquor holding your giant blingbling.
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In other news, though, I just saw this thing online that made me so happy. "Fluffernutter." *snicker* Really! Say it with me? Flu-ffer-nutt-er. Don't you feel giddy now? Boy, I sure do.