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[scorchednpcs]

Who: ANYONE WHO WANTS TO SEE ROBOTS FIGHT!
When: Sunday Evening (pre-dated? Only a few hours)
Where: Dismas Arena
Format: The post itself is in action format but you can use whatever you like. :)
What: The main event is here! The main post will be updated periodically with descriptions of the battle, so keep an eye out if you care about the actual

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[sinister_bells]

[Kenpachi is seated not too far from Yachiru, keeping half an eye on her while the rest of his attention on the fight. He isn't familiar with the concept of robots; that's something the 12th division would do. But he is familiar with fighting. These metal men that spark every time they hit each other, they could be an interesting fight. He speaks to no one in particular.]

Huh. Think I'll fight the winner.

/COULD NOT RESIST.

[yetsleeping]

[From the corner of one's eye, it wouldn't be impossible to mistake Kenpachi for a relative of Senji's. ...in fact, even from straight on, it wouldn't be impossible.]

[Of course, that's not the only reason she can't resist saying hello. There's also the matter of that certain pink-haired little warrior girl.]

[So, Priscilla leans over and tips her head.]

...do you think you'd win?

HE IS IRRESISTABLE

[sinister_bells]

Hm? [Kenpachi pulls himself away from the fight long enough to notice who's talking to him. It's the blonde girl...Yachiru called her "Scilly"...Priscilla, then. He muses for a moment.]

Well, they're harder to cut but I'd manage. Once their limbs are gone, they're useless. They have no reiatsu, no other way to attack. [Now that he's thinking about it, it sounds like the fight would be very one-sided and quick. No fun at all.]

Hm. Too bad. They could have been interesting.

HOW COULD SOMEONE RESIST THAT... HAIR IDK

[yetsleeping]

[Priscilla tips her head a little, watching the robots, playing the scenario out in her head as he describes it.]

Hmm. I think it might depend on what they're made of. And how strong you are. Not to mention where, of course. I wouldn't want to fight one in the streets of Dismas, but... in the arena, it would be all right.

I don't know if I'd really bother with the limbs, though. Um. Maybe just... cut it in half down the center.

Then again, I don't really know where the controls are! That might leave one half just kind of flapping its arms and legs.

[...]

Then again, that could be a little... funny.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE EYEPATCH, BABY

[sinister_bells]

[Interesting that someone who comment on "what they are made of" made the leap to cutting them in half. It's much more difficult to cut one of those in half. Of course, he could it. It's just an interesting observation. He cocks his head, attention on her now.]

What's the difference between a fight in the streets and a fight in the arena? [He really doesn't know.]

I guess the controls are in the head. But that'd end the fight way too fast. Where's the fun in that?

[He laughs at the "flapping" bit. He's seen a few hollows do that and it was funny then too.]

YOU KNOW PRISCILLA HAS A WEAKNESS FOR GUYS WITH BLADED WEAPONS /EYES SENJI AND ISLEY

[yetsleeping]

Well! In the streets, we don't really have our abilities. There's something... I think it's the light. The lack of it robs us of our powers, whatever they are.

But in the arena, see? They flood the grounds with... fake sunlight, and so everything comes back.

[She tips her head a little, again - the other way this time! Just for variety, you know.]

Usually I would think to go for the most direct kill. But it depends on the situation, I guess. With the robots... maybe playing a little wouldn't be too bad.

Then again, the last time I played with a sparring partner, he cut my hand off.

[For some reason that's funny to her, which explains the laughing.]

EVERYONE HAS A WEAKNESS FOR ISLEY THOUGH...

[sinister_bells]

Fake sunlight?

[That sounds like Squad 12 stuff. So now he's bored and turns back to the fight. The crowd roars so he misses what Priscilla says afterwards. And so that I can keep my threads straight. He laughs out of habit, he's used to making noises to appease small, peppy girls.]

Fight isn't going to last much longer.

[A pause.]

Takes our abilities?

HE'S AWFUL HOT FOR A SNOW KING! HO HO HO

[yetsleeping]

Hm?

Oh, right. Yes, pretty much. It's a little unnerving at first. But you do get used to it after a while.

[She leans forward a little, tipping her head.]

...that robot is very persistent!

EITHER BEST OR WORST SANTA EVER - HO HO... OH?

[sinister_bells]

Huh. That might make things more interesting. Thanks. [And he really means it.]

Yeah. I suppose. [It's hard to not be persistent when you're programmed for it. This fight isn't real. It's a fake, no real meaning behind it. there's no need to get stronger, no will to fight or survive. Just whatever makes those things go. He's a little disappointed by this.]

The other fights have actual people in them, right?