[ guess where! if your answer was "PRUSSIA'S SKETCHY PURPLE FUTON" you are correct. ]

You know, back in the day, you had to marry the sod they matched you with! If you got lucky, they were totally bangin' and it was all cool, but if you weren't... well.

[ he picks up a little cat-- yachiru's, in fact-- and says something to it in german that ( Read more... )

[ video! it's bouncing. er, well. kinda! futons aren't very bouncy... so it does stop after one or two bounces. BUT THEN SOMEONE FLOPS ON THE FUTON AND PROCEEDS TO ROLL AROUND LIKE A... cat, so there's some jostling before he suddenly freezes and sits up to stare at the forge. he looks... kinda thoughtful? awfully messy hair today, prussia. even ( Read more... )

[ percent drunk, on a scale of sober to needs a new liver: sort of ]

So Scorched are supposed to be immortal unless we're killed, right? [ a pause ] I can't be the only one who's old as balls without the fog. Aren't some of you like, elves or sommat? I know the blondies can regrow limbs too, but-- help a guy out here?

[ he's finally almost-sober ( Read more... )

[ the feed starts with the fleshy thunk of Forge hitting a goblin, which hisses and squeals and dissappears off into some dark crevice. guess who just used it as a projectile weapon? the idiot who just smashed another goblin's skull in with an aluminium baseball bat ( Read more... )

( DISCO POGO, DINGELINGELING, DINGELINGELING )

Paris-- It's... eh, okay. Not like it's gonna be great, oh hell no, not with the way it's gotten the metaphorical shit kicked out of it for the last few months. (And with artillery fire. Heh.) Bit lacking in proper food, but whatever. Got that covered, shipping things in-- heard they'd had elephant for Christmas dinner. And it's still doing plenty ( Read more... )

[ hi! this is prussia. he is crookedly tacking up one of those posters on the wall of The Sketchiest Detective Agency Office Ever. he steps back, then examines his handiwork proudly for a moment.

hold the phone, what's this ]

... Anyone else think her head looks freakishly disproportionate in comparison to the rest of her?

[ hello everyone, this is Pussia, in all his albino glory. he's looking rather thoughtful. well, thoughtful for Prussia, who isn't the world's most thoughtful country-person. ]

Do all of you have issues like that? Jesus.

[ a bit of a laugh, because he's tactless and immature like that. on to the next topic. ]Anybody got a way to charge things ( Read more... )

The first thing you do, upon waking up in this completely and totally sketchy… apartment… room... place… thing? Whatever, the first thing you do, (apart from have a complete “what the fuck” moment when you realize that, hey, surprise, this isn’t Luisenstraße and you have no idea how the fuck you got here) is realize that you are fucking starving. ( Read more... )