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Sep 24, 2011 18:04

[The feed turns on to show a very confused looking man.]

Uh.. hello? Yes, is this thing on?

[He taps the device with one finger.]I think there’s been some kind of mistake ( Read more... )

edward elric, jack vessalius, lady, pepper potts, miata, !tony stark, sebastian michaelis, clare

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Video likesaboss September 25 2011, 00:31:25 UTC

[Oh Tony. She could kiss you. But she won't. Probably. Pepper stares at the video for a moment before responding.]

I'm your travel agent. Along with everything else.

[She's smiling though. And are her eyes just a little red again?]

Welcome to Anatole, Mr. Stark. I've been waiting for you.

Video sexymandroid September 25 2011, 01:15:17 UTC

[She can kiss him later.]

There you are. Why would you book us a trip to Anatole?

We could've been in Paris. I don't even know where Anatole is.

Actually, I don't even remember getting off the plane. Have I been drinking?

Video likesaboss September 25 2011, 05:40:13 UTC

See, that's the thing. I didn't book us a trip to Anatole. Just like I didn't book us a trip to Paris. And there's a reason you don't remember getting off the plane and it's because you didn't get here by plane.

But since you asked, you probably have been drinking.

Video sexymandroid September 25 2011, 05:45:15 UTC

[It's hard to argue with her logic.]

Did I fly here?

.....

Did I fly here drunk?

[Now that could be it.]

I have the suit with me.

Video likesaboss September 25 2011, 05:55:57 UTC

The suit? The suit is here.

Tony, you have to be careful.

Video sexymandroid September 25 2011, 05:57:13 UTC

Be careful of what, being run over by a horse and carriage? I think Iron Man will survive it.

Video likesaboss September 25 2011, 06:11:26 UTC

There's a lot more to this place than meets the eye. You shouldn't underestimate it.

Where are you? We have a lot we need to go over.

[Pepper-speak for I missed and need to see you to know you're really here.]

Video sexymandroid September 25 2011, 06:16:11 UTC

[He can pretend to ignore it just because he likes to infuriate, but Tony does get the message.]

I'm in front of this giant arch.

[He delivers the courtesy of spinning the camera of his phone so she can see it.]

What do you mean, I shouldn't underestimate this place?

Video likesaboss September 25 2011, 19:33:40 UTC

I know where that is.

[Enjoy the click-click-click of someone hurrying in heels.]

There's a lot of really bizarre things here. People from other planets, this strange mist. You can't take anything for granted here.

[And yet she's telling this to the man who takes everything for granted.]

Video sexymandroid September 25 2011, 23:12:26 UTC

[Hearing strangers talk about those things could be dismissed as lunacy, but Pepper?]

Do you want to explain that to me again?

Video likesaboss September 25 2011, 23:26:02 UTC

Not particularly. Read this.

[ Incoming.]

I've been here for less than a week, but most of the things on there seem to be true.

We're stuck here.

Video sexymandroid September 25 2011, 23:36:56 UTC

[He opens the file.]

Uh huh. Yeah. This is too long.

Video likesaboss September 26 2011, 01:37:18 UTC

Could you at least try to be a little concerned about the situation that we're in here?

Video sexymandroid September 26 2011, 01:45:56 UTC

I am concerned. I'm completely concerned. This is my concerned face.

So would you please hurry up, before I accidentally step in something that belongs in a chamber pot?

You did get us a place to stay in the week that you've been here, right? I know you did. You're resourceful.

[Though it really does bother him that she's been on another planet for a week without him knowing about it somehow.]

Video - Action likesaboss September 26 2011, 01:58:11 UTC

Oh, you are just unbelievable. Meanwhile, I'm stressing out enough for the both of us. Kidnapped, Tony. To another planet or dimension or whatever you want to call it.

[But Pepper is resourceful. And dependable. So before long he sees the tall, slender strawberry blonde that he knows and loves.

She pauses in front of him and takes a deep breath, one corner of her lips twitching upwards.]

I'm not hugging you. Don't ask.

Action sexymandroid September 26 2011, 02:05:14 UTC

[Ah, there she is! Tony is glad to see her, despite all appearances. There's a pause at her words.]

Fair enough.

But there's no reason to panic. I'm here. You're here. And I've got the suit.

[He lifts the 'briefcase' with one hand.]

No problem. We'll just get directions back to Earth.. pick up a sexy little spacesuit. For you, of course. And then it's just.. second star to the right and straight on till morning.

[But only if they're going to Never Never Land. Either way, this is not a big deal.]

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