[video: backdated to invaders]
[The video opens up to a view of elves. Lots of elves. And boars. Lots of boars.
The elves and boars are battling it out on the edge of the Mist. Some boars falling from multiple spear thrusts, but many more elves falling to the hooves and tusks of the boars. There must be several dozen of both sides and slowly the boars are gaining ground.]
Yeeeeeeee Haaaaaaw!
[Trickster rides across the screen on a giant.... boar. A huge mottled pink and black beast as large as a horse... or the giant pigs in Princess Mononoke for anyone who's seen it.
He waves a cowboy hat in the air and behind him follow more giant boars of unusual size to reinforce their smaller bretheren.]
Get 'em boys! Gidde-up!
[Trickster rides back and forth behind the mob like a general directing his troops, grinning as the few surviving elves flee back into the mist with boars hot on their heels.]
Don't mess with my town, punk.
The elves and boars are battling it out on the edge of the Mist. Some boars falling from multiple spear thrusts, but many more elves falling to the hooves and tusks of the boars. There must be several dozen of both sides and slowly the boars are gaining ground.]
Yeeeeeeee Haaaaaaw!
[Trickster rides across the screen on a giant.... boar. A huge mottled pink and black beast as large as a horse... or the giant pigs in Princess Mononoke for anyone who's seen it.
He waves a cowboy hat in the air and behind him follow more giant boars of unusual size to reinforce their smaller bretheren.]
Get 'em boys! Gidde-up!
[Trickster rides back and forth behind the mob like a general directing his troops, grinning as the few surviving elves flee back into the mist with boars hot on their heels.]
Don't mess with my town, punk.