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[trickster_treat]

[The video starts with the view of what is clearly a modern television newsroom with the Trickster wearing a suit and sitting behind a large desk with a stack of papers sitting in front of him. The set looks just like any other low budget local news station, complete with a screen in the background showing a logo. Trickster looks right into the

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[divinelyhushed]

[w - what is this? it's all so...well, scary. and not only scary, but disconcerting. terrifying, even, if the natives don't keep their heads.]

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i don't think we are monsters .

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[trickster_treat]

I don't think you're a monster either, kiddo.

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[divinelyhushed]

but they do .

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[trickster_treat]

Only because they're brain-damaged morons.

[voice]

[photosbythebed]

[It's possible that this is a complete figment of her imagination, considering she's currently in bed with a fever that seems to have crept out of nowhere. Only not really - fishing kittens out of the water can do that to a person when they've been running on raw nerves, tsun and little sleep.

But she caught the first rally of the day, and it sure as hell didn't look anything like this craziness that's displaying from the upright Forge on the nightstand. Just like a little television.

Fuck, for a moment, she forgets about Anatole and thinks she's home.

So blame the hideous fever for this, because damn she is really sick.]

Coke. Yeah, that sounds great.

[A cool bottle or a can against her forehead would be an awesome thing, and so much better than the moist and only slightly cool towel that's currently there.]

[voice]

[trickster_treat]

Coke is a modern marvel.

[voice]

[photosbythebed]

Mmm hmm.

[Why is the commercial talking?]

Do you ...deliver?

[voice]

[trickster_treat]

We're a full-service station!

[video]

[wotchesyou]

Those signs are hideous.

The polar bears are a bit cute though.

[video]

[trickster_treat]

Aren't they just awful? [grins]

Even bears can't resist the Coke.

[Voice]

[trickster_treat]

Really? Pffffft... You should see what I can do with full sets and a bunch of actors. It's magnifique~

[Voice]

[trickster_treat]

[laughs]

No, I'm a trickster. Master of illusions~

[stakesthings]

Someone had nothing to do today.

[trickster_treat]

Someone had to spy on their master plan.

[stakesthings]

And how mastery it is.

...are those actual signs?

[trickster_treat]

Idiots always think their stupid plans are epic.

They sure were actual signs.