[voice]

[vowing]

Since it seems like there isn't any rhyme or reason when it comes to the people that end up here, I figured, why not

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[Audio]

[5_5david]

Give me a bottle of Blue Label and a chance to catch at least one Giants game and it would feel like paradise for a day...

[voice]

[vowing]

That sounds easy enough, but so do a lot of other things. This is actually the first time I've ever asked for a Christmas miracle!

[Audio]

[5_5david]

You've never asked for something completely impractical for Christmas before?

...So you're like a Christmas virgin then.

[voice]

[vowing]

Even a jolly fat man in a suit couldn't deliver what I was asking for!

-- I'm a what. That's an unfair title if I ever heard one.

[voice]

[5_5david]

Jolly fat men can't deliver much. Hate to break it to you but it's been your parents all along...

You're only saying it's unfair cause it's true.

[voice]

[vowing]

I knew there was a reason I didn't leave cookies out every year.

It's unfair because I just never needed to ask for something ridiculous for Christmas.

[voice]

[5_5david]

Glad I could help lead you to that realization. No need to thank me, really.

What? Ponies never good enough to make the list?

[voice]

[vowing]

Modesty really suits you!

No ponies, no race cars, nothing!

[voice]

[5_5david]

Yeah, well, I always try to look my best so...

So you know, I'm questioning the quality of your childhood.

[voice]

[vowing]

I had a perfectly normal upbringing! It's not that weird not to have asked for a pony-- which I'm going to assume you asked for-- or something like that every year, is it?