[voice]
Since it seems like there isn't any rhyme or reason when it comes to the people that end up here, I figured, why not?
Dear Santa,
Since you may or may not be ho-ho-ho'ing around, I've got just a couple things I'd like to ask for for Christmas, if you're listening.
First, I'd like to get the hell out of this city. Just saying! Second, just one cup of Blue Mountain coffee. The real stuff, nothing fake. One cup isn't asking too much, right? Good. Third, maybe just a small break with making money.
There, simple, right?
... It was worth a shot, anyway.
Dear Santa,
Since you may or may not be ho-ho-ho'ing around, I've got just a couple things I'd like to ask for for Christmas, if you're listening.
First, I'd like to get the hell out of this city. Just saying! Second, just one cup of Blue Mountain coffee. The real stuff, nothing fake. One cup isn't asking too much, right? Good. Third, maybe just a small break with making money.
There, simple, right?
... It was worth a shot, anyway.