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Mar 07, 2011 23:23

Sh-Shiva...what happened to Patrol Headquarters?! Is everyone okay?

What a mess...but, um, I guess that means help will be needed for cleanup, huh? Hey, Priscilla, let me know if you need a hand with that. Because I could kind of use the work...

( Locked Message to Irene: Security Level 8 of 10 )

zack fair, malfatto, nathan young, luciela, john, irene, !kunsel

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[voice | private] malfattore March 9 2011, 01:55:24 UTC

Why do you feel the need to repay me for a service I'm required to provide? Also... a "round of drinks" would refer to what, exactly.

I'm still not your buddy or pal, Kunsel. You're my acquaintance.

{Mine. But I'm not yours. Trust me, it makes sense.}

{Uh. To him.}

[voice | private] knows_it_all March 9 2011, 02:20:03 UTC

...You love livin' in denial, huh?

Anyway, a round of drinks means...no, you know what? You accept, and I'll show you what it means. You'll like it, I know you will.

Just like you liked the muffins.

[ Pause. ]

...And, um. You didn't need to let me stay the night, or keep it quiet that I was there to begin with, but you did.

That's how I know you're just in denial, by the way.

[voice | private] malfattore March 9 2011, 02:45:29 UTC

I did like the muffins. I suppose... {sigh}... this... alright.

We can do this. I do warn you, though, that I may not stay long.

I've many things to do, you understand.

{Not really. It's just a nice way to say "if this sucks/is weird/you're weird/you're annoying/etc etc, I'm out".}

And of course I did. It's improper to deny care to a patient, even if it involves allowing them to... crash. The fact that I haven't spoken of it is mainly due to the fact that I can't imagine who'd care.

{Bedside manner. He doesn't have it.}

[voice | private] knows_it_all March 9 2011, 02:51:59 UTC

Cut the crap.

[ It's meant kindly, and the smile is audible. ]

We'll have fun, SOLDIER's honor. So, when d'ya wanna go, then?

[voice | private] malfattore March 9 2011, 03:09:19 UTC

{He's... not completely sure what that means, but he gets the idea, regardless.}

I'm not particular. The sooner I fulfill this request, the sooner I'm "repaid" and we're square.

[voice | private] knows_it_all March 9 2011, 03:12:58 UTC

Yeah, yeah...but I bet you won't be saying that once the fun begins! You'll be all, "Kunsel, let's do this again sometime!" and then I'll be all, "Well, gee, Malfatto...I don't know!" And then you'll respond, "Just five more minutes, I've not had this much fun in a very long time!" to which I'll reply, "Buddy, you got a deal!"

[voice | private] malfattore March 9 2011, 03:18:17 UTC

{...}

... can you... stop talking now? Please.

[voice | private] knows_it_all March 9 2011, 03:23:30 UTC

If you promise to be a little more open-minded about this whole thing.

Because you might really have fun.

Would...that be such a crime?

[voice | private] malfattore March 9 2011, 03:53:30 UTC

Why do you assume I want "fun"? Or are incapable of having it on my own?

{Feathers effectively ruffled.}

I do this because you seem intent on repayment, and I believe I can tolerate your company long enough to cancel the debt. Not for fun. Hn.

{FEEL THE LOVE, KUNSEL. FEEL IT.}

[voice | private] knows_it_all March 9 2011, 03:58:08 UTC

Shiva...you're gonna have fun if I have to beat it into you, Malfatto!

My kind of fun, at that.

Not your Doctor Solitude, creepy bird mask, potions and odd knickknack collection kind of fun, or the kind of fun that involves flopping recklessly off rooftops and spying on pretty ladies, either.

This'll be a guy's night out, and damn it, you're going to enjoy my company, and it's not going to be just tolerated, and...and yeah!

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