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Mar 07, 2011 23:23

Sh-Shiva...what happened to Patrol Headquarters?! Is everyone okay?

What a mess...but, um, I guess that means help will be needed for cleanup, huh? Hey, Priscilla, let me know if you need a hand with that. Because I could kind of use the work...

( Locked Message to Irene: Security Level 8 of 10 )

zack fair, malfatto, nathan young, luciela, john, irene, !kunsel

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Voice // Private chairyontop March 8 2011, 08:52:44 UTC

[Hey, he can understand the sister thing (See: Amy), so he might cut the guy some slack. A little. After all, he was probably ashamed of his own hideous face which is OBVIOUSLY the reason why he wore the helmet. Disfigured at birth. Or a car accident when he was saving a herd of nuns from rabid kittens or something. Poor guy. Dawn was probably all he had left.]

Yeah, yeah. Look, she's a little young for my tastes, and yours too I hope, so I'm not offended. Hands off, hands off, I get it.

Though, it's gonna cost you.

Voice // Private knows_it_all March 8 2011, 22:53:48 UTC

Dawn's way too young for me...and, thanks. For hearin' me out.

...What's it gonna cost, then? Hopefully not ivories, because I'm running a bit short.

Voice // Private chairyontop March 9 2011, 17:35:18 UTC

Tell me about the terrible nun and kitten accident that forced you to be so disfigured that you have to hide behind that helmet like some [Elephant Man. Man in the Iron Mask.] Wall-E or something.

Voice // Private knows_it_all March 9 2011, 18:00:40 UTC

Um, nothing as exciting as that.

[ Do you mean an E-wall? An internet wall? Firewall? ]

The helmet's a part of the uniform I wear as a member of SOLDIER.

Voice // Private chairyontop March 9 2011, 18:04:53 UTC

Well, if it's a uniform, why not take it off. From what I can tell, you sleep with the damn thing on.

Voice // Private knows_it_all March 9 2011, 18:06:40 UTC

I can't tell you why.

Voice // Private chairyontop March 9 2011, 18:07:54 UTC

Is your real name "Bond" or something?

Voice // Private knows_it_all March 9 2011, 18:09:22 UTC

Can't tell you that, either! Sorry, man.

Voice // Private chairyontop March 9 2011, 18:11:07 UTC

What's your agent number, huh? I'm high in the British Spy Network thing myself. Pip pip, cheerio and all that bullfuckingshit.

Voice // Private knows_it_all March 9 2011, 18:54:52 UTC

I'm not part of any...British Spy Network thing.

That sounds a lot like Turk business.

Voice // Private chairyontop March 13 2011, 00:44:00 UTC

Nah. The Turks make lousy spies. Everyone suspects the Turks the second they walk in a room.

[Shame you're both talking about two totally different things.]

Voice // Private knows_it_all March 13 2011, 01:29:57 UTC

Huh?

Well, I guess, if you know about them and they show up it's kind of...a big deal. People know top secret business goes hand-in-hand with their presence.

But they're not really seen unless they want to be. Or, um, they're a really new recruit.

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