What is this...water coming from the sky? Oh, wait, we're being rained upon? The crops are saved, Paw! Er, well, no, they're not; the corn around here is fairly short, and I believe the wheat is the same. But given yesterday's high of 37* - a fine temp if the thermometer is in my mouth, a ghastly one otherwise - and the fact that the lying ( Read more... )

Crocs. Who in Ghod's good Earth thought it would be a good idea to strap on a pair of little Dutch boy's shoes which look like they are made out of perforated particle board spray-painted bright green? And with socks? Holy Magoo, I wore argyles with my No Sweat fake Chucks today, and I still have more fashion sense than that! And these idiots ( Read more... )