The Ultimate Weapon
As I was flying through space I encountered three small pirate ships. I knew the three ships were no match for my brand new baby, an Argon Nova. I immediately engaged, but after taking a few shots at the leader, he proclaimed over the intercom:
"Ha! You fool! Thought you could pick on three little ships, eh? But little did you know we have the ultimate weapon- the FPS killer! It lowers your FPS from 60 to 4 or so, making it almost impossible to hit our ships, so long as we keep moving! Mwa ha ha ha!!!!"
I barely made it out alive.
Today is my wife's birthday! I love her sooooooooo much! Happy Birthday Charity! We had a lot of fun today. I look forward to seeing her through many more birthdays. I'll still love you if and when you are 100 years old baby!
"Ha! You fool! Thought you could pick on three little ships, eh? But little did you know we have the ultimate weapon- the FPS killer! It lowers your FPS from 60 to 4 or so, making it almost impossible to hit our ships, so long as we keep moving! Mwa ha ha ha!!!!"
I barely made it out alive.
Today is my wife's birthday! I love her sooooooooo much! Happy Birthday Charity! We had a lot of fun today. I look forward to seeing her through many more birthdays. I'll still love you if and when you are 100 years old baby!