This is why I carry a taser.

FROM:  SCOLA
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SUBJECT:  My Nards

Hey everyone.  Just a quick note to everyone I may have had drunken and unprotected sex with in the last few months.

Something appears to be amiss *downstairs*.  Seriously, I don't know what's going on down there, but it's not good.  If you lot find similar incongruities going on in that particular area, ( Read more... )