*A constant slow pulsing beat plays throughout. It plays on its own for about thirty seconds before it is joined by the Doktor's voice*Goooood evening, ladies and gentlemen. Are you enjoying your quiet little lives? Your paltry little narrow-minded perspectives? Your grey, dead, sycophantic existences ( Read more... )

*music suddenly cuts out, replaced by the sound of a running engine*Have you ever really thought about what lurks below Reial's surface? And don't say 'rocks', if you say 'rocks' I'll track you down and castrate you for being such an unimaginative twat. 'Clouds' is also an unacceptable answer ( Read more... )

*music playing in background. A sort of sad, haunting melody with lots of violins*

Welcome back to another installment of the Doktor Sleepless 25-hour Broadcast. I think all the time so you don't have to, even though you really should. And, bearing that in mind, let's talk safety.

( Cut because HOLY GOD, LONG )