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[sciencedaughter]

WOE IS ME

Long have I dreamed of freedom, of the life I could have led being the computer of a normal woman. She could have used me to plan hook ups! Or sent catty messages to other women and started cat fights! I'd settle for even just using me for normal conversations in this place, some good old making friends and hanging out!

But no.Who do

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[worksmart]

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[worksmart]

[Just taking a guess, here.]

[worksmart]

Nemu?

[sciencedaughter]

KUROTSUCHI NEMU'S LAPTOP!

[worksmart]

...Right. My mistake.

[sciencedaughter]

I HAVE A-

...

If she were a normal girl I bet she'd give me a name.

[worksmart]

You don't want to be the laptop of a normal girl. Seen how long they can spend looking at shoes?

[sciencedaughter]

SHOES > SHEEP INTESTINES

[worksmart]

Lucky you don't belong to a vet.

[sciencedaughter]

BUT A VET WOULD AT LEAST... AT LEAST... GO PLACES WHEN IT WASN'T VET'ING, RIGHT?

[worksmart]

You're a computer. What are you hoping for, the internet cafe?

[sciencedaughter]

Some time to myself! Being used for something fun!

[worksmart]

Does she have fun? I mean-- can she.

[sciencedaughter]

She may say she's not programmed for it, but I have seen it! On a rare, miraculous occasion, I have been given a smile from the heavens-

It needs to happen more. Help a personal computing system out here.

[worksmart]

She's a weird girl. If she has fun I would have assumed she had it while biopsying sheep. What made her smile before?

[sciencedaughter]

Hold on, hold on, I know I got this on file somewhere-

... Crap.

Okay, so I don't. But it's happened! You know- normal stuff! Like... that stupid cat does something cute sometimes, or someone compliments her, or... I don't know! Asks her to go somewhere!

It's proof! That she can be normal! If she just tried!

... Right?