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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In April I helped lunapitty see the light (8 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sakuritalolita (-5000 points). Last Friday I helped misskaulitz483 across the street (6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-6074 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
schwarzekapelle
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