( Let's break down the Avengers red carpet photo )

I did not come into this fandom to get all daffy over Chris Evans. He is too boringly attractive and a stupid boy and super sweet and charming and probably snuggles... HOWEVER, he's interviewed in Details and this is how it starts:

"Should we just kill him and bury his body?" Chris Evans is stage whispering into the impassive blinking light of my ( Read more... )

The eternal homie eleanor_lavish is the worst kind of enabler. She's the kind where she's like, "Oh, could you do me this favor?", because she knows that it's something you actually want to do. Anyway, I wrote some words where some of the Avengers become children and the other Avengers are vexed.

( Coulson's not vexed, but he's Coulson, so... )