(You'd get it if you were a Hunger Games fan. Otherwise, no lulz for you!)

First day of band today, and BOY CAN YOU TELL I DIDN'T USE SUNSCREEN. I was wearing a nice tank top and my shoulders and chest got fried -- but my face remains pale and untouched.

(It was the walk home that did it, I'm sure. Then I went from "nicely toasted" to "burnt to a ( Read more... )

Oh, wait. There is.

"The Sansa Clip that is practically brand new WILL NOT accept files from Windows Media Player! Even though she said it would work!"

Shakespeare has it right up there. FAILURE OF AN EPIC MAGNITUDE, SANSA. I KNOW YOU WORK WITH THE OTHER COMPUTER.

Bitch PLEASE.