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Friday, my urt and myself will be back at Sacred Heart. Well.
My urt will be on my half-acre. I will be at Sacred Heart. There is a need for nurses, and I happen to be one of those. And it's time to mosey on down the road.
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Well, guys, that's great. Thanks. I didn't need a weekend. I love cleaning up glass and wood and water. Thanks! :) -
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And so came to pass that it was a cold, cold day in Hell. And also in Middle Area.
Dan has been kicked out of mom's again, which can only mean one thing. It is time to duct tape the hatches down, because Hurricane Dan 2007 is on his way.
The house is almost finished. Soon, Doctor Nurse Dorian will be a mole man.
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Note to self
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Aha. Okay, children. Clearly, we must go over this again.
Birth Control + Sex = OKAY
No Birth Control + Sex = Doctor Nurse Dorian has twelve times as much paperwork to do. AND YOU GET A FREE BABY.
Condoms + Sex = OKAY
No Condoms + Sex = Doctor School Nurse Dorian gets to bust out the penicillin because little underage Sally Girl Next Door gave you ( Read more... ) -
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Oh, the ski trip.
Well...
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My LiveJournal Sitcomschoolrndorian! (LIFETIME, 10:30): schoolrndorian (Julia Stiles) eats only_straw (Jeff Goldblum)'s raspberry cheesecake. Later that day, desi_serensky (Jason Priestley) claims to be saintwithascope (Rosanna Arquette) in a job interview. Soon afterwards, mr_tetu (Michael T. Weiss) tries to seduce gonnahateithere (Michelle Yeoh) ( Read more... ) -
...I'm...sorry?
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Ask me one question about my life before we met, and I'll answer as best I can. Then post this in your journal so everyone on your FList can ask unnecessarily personal questions about you.