Where was I when all this stuff happened and why didn't I have more fun?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last month I helped euziere see the light (8 points). In April ravenpan and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In May I set glaivekitty's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Friday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-794 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
Schometortoise