I love 2 year olds. they're old enough to come up with this stuff but not old enough to know better!

[schneckerock]

me: *offers Ingrid some chocolate*

Ingrid: NO! I WANT SUCKER!

me: I don't have a sucker.

Ingrid: I'M GONNA THROW OUT THE WINDOW!

me: you're gonna throw my chocolate out the window?

Ingrid: NO!

me: what are you throwing out the window?

Ingrid: YOU!