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[schmibn]

I have this infected ingrown hair between my eyes. No, it's not a zit, just a really swollen, puffy spot. My body must just hate me. So when I woke up this morning, the pressure from this thing between my eyes had caused both my eyes to puff out, making me look like I had Down's Syndrome, and had been beaten severely about the face. Very pretty.

My brother always tells me I should be wearing a helmet, but today I really looked the part.

Good for me.