10 Ways Fandom Has Fucked Canon!Snape Up the Ass With Mischaracterization

[schmevil]

ETA: Just to clarify, because a lot of people are reacting the same way. I'm talking about what I see as inaccurate base characterizations, i.e. what makes up the bedrock of a personality. I'm not talking about secondary or learnerd/acquired traits. So, Snape can be a bastard and like books, but he's not a bastard because he likes books.In no

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[oktober_ghost]

The last paragraph completely capped off the rant, sort of like a pair of green olives in a dry vodka martini. Brilliant.

[schmevil]

*bows*

Alcohol similies again? :p

[oktober_ghost]

It's really the highest compliment I can pay you. Well, I could always make up a simile or metaphor about oral sex, but my southern sensibilities won't allow that.

[schmevil]

Alcohol similies are just fine with me, and really, I'm honoured. *offers you martini*

[oktober_ghost]

*graciously accepts since she has no problems imbibing at work when the drinks are virtual

[schmevil]

If only they could be real and we could still work. *g*

(I've sent you my half-finished Gilesfic. *wince*)