10 Ways Fandom Has Fucked Canon!Snape Up the Ass With Mischaracterization

[schmevil]

ETA: Just to clarify, because a lot of people are reacting the same way. I'm talking about what I see as inaccurate base characterizations, i.e. what makes up the bedrock of a personality. I'm not talking about secondary or learnerd/acquired traits. So, Snape can be a bastard and like books, but he's not a bastard because he likes books.In no

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[metus_albus]

*spits with laughter* You forgot 'Snape is Harry's father,' which sometimes a subset of 5, but usually a subset of 'claw my eyes out' all it's own.

And I like your icon. Though 'Klaatu, verata, necktie!' is probably my favorite line from that movie. ^_-

[verstehen]

Uh that was me. I just forgot I was logged into a different account. *is stupid*

[schmevil]

*points and laughs*

I love, love, love that movie. It has so many great lines that I'd be hard-pressed to pick a favourite. I chose this one because I stumbled across the picture and shreiked "ICON" at Faith until she made it for me.

[verstehen]

I don't know anyone who has seen that movie and doesn't love it. It's right up there with Peter Jackson's Dead Alive/Braindead for sheer amusement value and quotables.

[schmevil]

GOD. Dead Alive is the best thing ever. Ever.

"I kick ass for the lord!"

Lungs: "Heeeeelp meee!"

[verstehen]

No, Meet the Feebles is the best thing ever. Dude. It's got a cat muppet sucking off a walrus muppet. It doesn't get better than that. Though kung fu priests and undeath by lawnmower come pretty close.

[schmevil]

I really need to buy both of these movies. *whine*

I was looking for a pic of the kung fu priest, so I could make an icon of him, but sadly, there was nothing good out there. Maybe I'll have more luck with the muppets. *g*