Trousers Draggin'
My mom just mailed me lingerie, so I've obviously hit a new low. I thought the time I awoke in a speakeasy in a pool of someone else's vomit was as bad as things got, but I was wrong. In addition, I think I'm balding from stress, and I feel like a zombie.
I'm mad at google, because it's always trying to make us more innocent than we really are. I type in "DVDA." Did you mean "DVD"? Um, no, I already know what a DVD is and whether or not it's physically possible; however, I can not say the same for DVDA. I type in "chupacabra." Did you mean "copacabana"? Yeah, clearly I'm interested in locating information on a particular Barry Manilow song.
The University of Florida serial killer died singing a made-up hymn. What a waste of a death song. I would sing something way more ironic if I were being executed, such as "Sam, You Made the Pants too Long" by Barbra Streisand or Bette Midler's "Otto Titsling."
I'm mad at google, because it's always trying to make us more innocent than we really are. I type in "DVDA." Did you mean "DVD"? Um, no, I already know what a DVD is and whether or not it's physically possible; however, I can not say the same for DVDA. I type in "chupacabra." Did you mean "copacabana"? Yeah, clearly I'm interested in locating information on a particular Barry Manilow song.
The University of Florida serial killer died singing a made-up hymn. What a waste of a death song. I would sing something way more ironic if I were being executed, such as "Sam, You Made the Pants too Long" by Barbra Streisand or Bette Midler's "Otto Titsling."