Freedom
You do not have to do much to get a star on the Walk of Fame in Hollywood. Freakin' Judge Judy has one. I'm more famous than that bitch. Also, the LAPD has one. This is the same LAPD which is most famous for beating innocent black men and inciting riots. Also, a lot of cartoon characters have them, which makes the whole thing seem like an insult. I think we should give one to "Freedom." It's done a lot for this great nation called America.
Every time one of those new Jetta commercials comes on, I pretty much burst into tears. I never realize it's one of them in time to turn it off. Let's all not buy Jettas.
I almost died on my drive to Des Moines. Well, I probably didn't almost die, but I felt like I was going to die, which is what's important. More importantly, I bought space bags to assist with packing my items, but one of them ripped while Mommy and I were loading Connie. I should have known it would be a day filled with darkness and tragedy.
I thought LA would be a lot more like New York than it is. No one around here walks anywhere unless they are crazy or in a gang or looking for cute little Iowan girls to yell at. Also, people in Hollywood are certified retards. I saw this billboard that said, "What's better than botox?" and the thing is, people here are so stupid they think this is a legitimate question. Anyone will tell you that there's nothing better than botox. I gotta say though, fake boobs creep me out, but at the end of the day, I'd rather have them in my face than real ones. They're all over the place here, but they don't really bother me, because if one accidentally touches me or something, it's basically just like getting smacked in the face with a Ziplock baggy full of vanilla pudding... or chocolate... I don't discriminate.
Every time one of those new Jetta commercials comes on, I pretty much burst into tears. I never realize it's one of them in time to turn it off. Let's all not buy Jettas.
I almost died on my drive to Des Moines. Well, I probably didn't almost die, but I felt like I was going to die, which is what's important. More importantly, I bought space bags to assist with packing my items, but one of them ripped while Mommy and I were loading Connie. I should have known it would be a day filled with darkness and tragedy.
I thought LA would be a lot more like New York than it is. No one around here walks anywhere unless they are crazy or in a gang or looking for cute little Iowan girls to yell at. Also, people in Hollywood are certified retards. I saw this billboard that said, "What's better than botox?" and the thing is, people here are so stupid they think this is a legitimate question. Anyone will tell you that there's nothing better than botox. I gotta say though, fake boobs creep me out, but at the end of the day, I'd rather have them in my face than real ones. They're all over the place here, but they don't really bother me, because if one accidentally touches me or something, it's basically just like getting smacked in the face with a Ziplock baggy full of vanilla pudding... or chocolate... I don't discriminate.