School Of Pranks
School Of Pranks
Klaus Schilling
Synopsis
Rating PG-13 Disclaimer iDon’t Own any of the shows or works of arts used for this story. Genres friends, family, fluff, adventure, drama, mystery et alii Fandoms The story occurs in the identified universe of a huge variety of current or past live action shows produced for Nickelodeon channel, including, but not restricted to, Victorious, Zoey 101, The iCarly Show, Drake & Josh, How To Rock, Big Time Rush, Unfabulous, Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide, True Jackson VP, Supah Ninjas, House Of Anubis, Just Jordan ... and makes heavy use of a variety of members of their casts. Prerequisites Knowledge of these fandoms is appreciated, but in general rudimentary knowledge of the main characters, as taught by the corresponding Wikipedia pages, is sufficient. Timeline The story takes off after third season Drake & Josh, which is concluded with the special Drake and Josh go Hollywood. This coincides roughly with the end of Unfabulous, Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide, and the second season of Zoey 101. The fourth season of Drake & Josh is understood as a dream of Joshuah Nichols. The iCarly Show is seen as a dream of Megan Parker that is not dreamt because Megan’s life takes a different turn. Likewise, Victorious is a dream of Lola Martinez that never happens for analogous reasons. The starts of Bigtime Rush, True Jackson VP, How To Rock, Supah Ninhas, The Troop are still pending. Summmary Based off her experiences in booby trapping Drake and Josh, Megan Parker starts an interweb based school teaching pranking to middle school and elementary school kids across the USA. The results are devastating. Pairings
The story is written for LiveJournal-Community Tamingthemuse, prompt Booby Trap.
Contents
Chapter 1 Prologue
Hello, my name is Parker ... Megan Parker, a girl from San Diego in California, bext to the Mexican border.
One fine spring day, I wanted to make it to Colorado in order to visit a friend, but due to my dumb brother Drake, the tyoical jerk and teenage rock star, I ended up in a flight to Los Angeles. He and our step brother Joshuah took the next flight in order to follow me, stumbling into some exciting adventure with criminals where I had to get them out. Drake used the trip for a little concert in Hollywood, the start into a brilliant career - or so he hoped at least. 1
I was now at the airport, hoping to jump aboard the next flight to Denver, but there was a problem. Heavy gales had made it impossible for planes to land in Colorado during the last two days, and now there was a long queue of people that had already been waiting so long. I was simply referred to a later flight.
Not knowing what to do, I picked up my address book and tried to call some of my friends that were possibly staying in Los Angeles, although it was not a given to reach them there as it was spring break throughout California, and many kids had left for a trip. This was especially the case for my good old friend Wendy Gellar. 2
Ashley Blake, 3 a Hollywood child star, was unfortunately busy between two shootings for a movie by Dale Squires, 4 which she used in order to watch a football match of her brother Vincent, the quarterback of the team of their school, Pacific Coast Academy.
This was a really illustrous boarding school by the beach of Malibu, and I would have loved to go to such an institution.
There was still another former clss mate of mine who had just started to study there, her name being Katerina Alexandra Baldwin. 5 WE had not been friends from the begin with, but now I was missing her, so I picked my cellular phone and called her number, just feeling lucky.
Hearing about my presence in Los Angeles, Sandy screamed for joy, and she had got a lot of things to tell me. She asked her elder sister Tracy to drop her ith her scooter at the cafeteria across the airport. I still had to wait a few minutes, but then I saw the vespa squeaking around the corner. Sandy’s helmet was really fashionable, making me almost eny her.
She grinned while taking off her head protection in order to sit down with me at a table, and she hardly knew where to start talking. “Are you still pranking your boobs, Drake and Josh? It looks so easy when you do it, they fall for every trap.”
I nodded vigorously and wanted to tell her about a few thinks I had done to them. Drake the jerk and Josh the dork were not much alike, except that both of them fell for every booby trap, when I had coined the term “boobs” for them.
Now Sandy seemed to envy me, and she sighed deeply, moaning, “why can’t you write a guide about how to pull pranks? There are so many jerks and dorks at Pacific Coast Academy to try that, especially Logan Reese, the greatest coxcomb ever, and Wayne Gilbert, a dweeb even dorkier than your Josh.”
I shrugged because I had not yet thaught about it, although I hd uploaded a few pictures of my pranks to the iterweb. 6 “You think anyone would like to learn from me? That would be cool!”
We ordered some ice cream in order to celebrate the whole idea.
Sandy admitted that she was partly inspired by a web site run by Edmond Bigby, a student at James K. Polk Middlke school in nearby Santa Clarita which provided kids with valuable survival tips for middle school. This Declassified School Survival Guikde was not yet known in San Diego, though, but it would soon thereupon become really popular.
I still had to think about the details for the whole thing which was not going to be quite easy as I was not exactly a tech freak, although I had been able to deploy some modern devices already for my pranks, most of them deployed by one Simon Nelson Cook, a student from aforementioned James K. Polk. But I was sure that it was going to be a hell of a fun.
1 This trip to Los Angeles is from Drake & Josh: Drake and Josh go Hollywood. 2 Wendy is a guest character from Drake & Josh: Number One Fan with a surname borrowed from the same actress’s rôle in third party owned Camp Rock. 3 Ashley Blake is a guest character from Drake & Josh: Little Diva. 4 Dale Squires is a guest character from Victorious: A Film By Dale Squires. 5 This identifies Sandy Baldwin from Zoey 101: Lola likes Chase. with Jate from Drake & Josh: Megan’s New Teacher. 6 This is mentioned e.g. in Drake & Josh: Blues Brothers. Chapter 2 Epilogue
The End
This document was translated from LATEX by HEVEA.
Klaus Schilling
Synopsis
Rating PG-13 Disclaimer iDon’t Own any of the shows or works of arts used for this story. Genres friends, family, fluff, adventure, drama, mystery et alii Fandoms The story occurs in the identified universe of a huge variety of current or past live action shows produced for Nickelodeon channel, including, but not restricted to, Victorious, Zoey 101, The iCarly Show, Drake & Josh, How To Rock, Big Time Rush, Unfabulous, Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide, True Jackson VP, Supah Ninjas, House Of Anubis, Just Jordan ... and makes heavy use of a variety of members of their casts. Prerequisites Knowledge of these fandoms is appreciated, but in general rudimentary knowledge of the main characters, as taught by the corresponding Wikipedia pages, is sufficient. Timeline The story takes off after third season Drake & Josh, which is concluded with the special Drake and Josh go Hollywood. This coincides roughly with the end of Unfabulous, Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide, and the second season of Zoey 101. The fourth season of Drake & Josh is understood as a dream of Joshuah Nichols. The iCarly Show is seen as a dream of Megan Parker that is not dreamt because Megan’s life takes a different turn. Likewise, Victorious is a dream of Lola Martinez that never happens for analogous reasons. The starts of Bigtime Rush, True Jackson VP, How To Rock, Supah Ninhas, The Troop are still pending. Summmary Based off her experiences in booby trapping Drake and Josh, Megan Parker starts an interweb based school teaching pranking to middle school and elementary school kids across the USA. The results are devastating. Pairings
- Megan Parker / Matthew Palmer Noid (a guest character from Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide: Upperclassmen)
- Drake Parker / Cranberry Sinclair
- Joshuah Nichols / Stacey Dillsen
The story is written for LiveJournal-Community Tamingthemuse, prompt Booby Trap.
Contents
Chapter 1 Prologue
Hello, my name is Parker ... Megan Parker, a girl from San Diego in California, bext to the Mexican border.
One fine spring day, I wanted to make it to Colorado in order to visit a friend, but due to my dumb brother Drake, the tyoical jerk and teenage rock star, I ended up in a flight to Los Angeles. He and our step brother Joshuah took the next flight in order to follow me, stumbling into some exciting adventure with criminals where I had to get them out. Drake used the trip for a little concert in Hollywood, the start into a brilliant career - or so he hoped at least. 1
I was now at the airport, hoping to jump aboard the next flight to Denver, but there was a problem. Heavy gales had made it impossible for planes to land in Colorado during the last two days, and now there was a long queue of people that had already been waiting so long. I was simply referred to a later flight.
Not knowing what to do, I picked up my address book and tried to call some of my friends that were possibly staying in Los Angeles, although it was not a given to reach them there as it was spring break throughout California, and many kids had left for a trip. This was especially the case for my good old friend Wendy Gellar. 2
Ashley Blake, 3 a Hollywood child star, was unfortunately busy between two shootings for a movie by Dale Squires, 4 which she used in order to watch a football match of her brother Vincent, the quarterback of the team of their school, Pacific Coast Academy.
This was a really illustrous boarding school by the beach of Malibu, and I would have loved to go to such an institution.
There was still another former clss mate of mine who had just started to study there, her name being Katerina Alexandra Baldwin. 5 WE had not been friends from the begin with, but now I was missing her, so I picked my cellular phone and called her number, just feeling lucky.
Hearing about my presence in Los Angeles, Sandy screamed for joy, and she had got a lot of things to tell me. She asked her elder sister Tracy to drop her ith her scooter at the cafeteria across the airport. I still had to wait a few minutes, but then I saw the vespa squeaking around the corner. Sandy’s helmet was really fashionable, making me almost eny her.
She grinned while taking off her head protection in order to sit down with me at a table, and she hardly knew where to start talking. “Are you still pranking your boobs, Drake and Josh? It looks so easy when you do it, they fall for every trap.”
I nodded vigorously and wanted to tell her about a few thinks I had done to them. Drake the jerk and Josh the dork were not much alike, except that both of them fell for every booby trap, when I had coined the term “boobs” for them.
Now Sandy seemed to envy me, and she sighed deeply, moaning, “why can’t you write a guide about how to pull pranks? There are so many jerks and dorks at Pacific Coast Academy to try that, especially Logan Reese, the greatest coxcomb ever, and Wayne Gilbert, a dweeb even dorkier than your Josh.”
I shrugged because I had not yet thaught about it, although I hd uploaded a few pictures of my pranks to the iterweb. 6 “You think anyone would like to learn from me? That would be cool!”
We ordered some ice cream in order to celebrate the whole idea.
Sandy admitted that she was partly inspired by a web site run by Edmond Bigby, a student at James K. Polk Middlke school in nearby Santa Clarita which provided kids with valuable survival tips for middle school. This Declassified School Survival Guikde was not yet known in San Diego, though, but it would soon thereupon become really popular.
I still had to think about the details for the whole thing which was not going to be quite easy as I was not exactly a tech freak, although I had been able to deploy some modern devices already for my pranks, most of them deployed by one Simon Nelson Cook, a student from aforementioned James K. Polk. But I was sure that it was going to be a hell of a fun.
1 This trip to Los Angeles is from Drake & Josh: Drake and Josh go Hollywood. 2 Wendy is a guest character from Drake & Josh: Number One Fan with a surname borrowed from the same actress’s rôle in third party owned Camp Rock. 3 Ashley Blake is a guest character from Drake & Josh: Little Diva. 4 Dale Squires is a guest character from Victorious: A Film By Dale Squires. 5 This identifies Sandy Baldwin from Zoey 101: Lola likes Chase. with Jate from Drake & Josh: Megan’s New Teacher. 6 This is mentioned e.g. in Drake & Josh: Blues Brothers. Chapter 2 Epilogue
The End
This document was translated from LATEX by HEVEA.