Revelations Of A Grandma :: II
Contents
- Chapter 6 Unfabulous Addie
- Chapter 7 Quinn Intervenes
- Chapter 8 Prayed To Death
- Chapter 9 Zorka
- Chapter 10 Finale
Chapter 6 Unfabulous Addie
The day before table reading, Tori met Zoey in then cabins.
Zoey wondered, "hi, Tori! Any news from Chase?"
Tori sighed. "He's only looking forward to Jade's next session with the dead."
Zoey panted.
Tori continued, "why have yoiu given up on Chase, anyways?"
Zoey moaned, "you mean ... as a boyfriend? Well, I had committed a mistake named James Garrett. This happened when Chase was in London. Upon Chase's return, I had forgotten about James, and everything seemed alright, but then Logan Reese needed to tell Chase about James. This was catastrophic. I hate to talk about any details."
Tori shook her head. "Sorry, you don't have to."
Zoey sighed deeply. "Anyways, Chase has now found a new girlfriend at the buildingBroadway."
Tori scratched her head. "Addie Singer? He has mentioned her briefly."
Zoey nodded solemnly. "Yeah, it's unfabulous Addie. She's now in California, too, in order to visit an old friend, and to watch the première of Zorka."
Tori coughed. "Cool ... does she know about Chase's crisis?"
Zoey shrugged. "I don't really know. Do you think we should call her?"
Tori nodded vigorously.
Zoey sighed. "OK ... that's her number ..."
Tori thanked Zoey heartily. Then she looked at the digit and typed carefully. She waited anxiously for Addie Singer to pick up the phone.
And there it was.
Addie greeted the caller.
Tori panted violently. "Hello Miss Singer, my name is Victoria Vega."
Addie replied, "from the performance of Finally Falling in California?"
Tori nodded solemnly.
Addie beamed. "That's my favourite play by my boss, Sofia Michelle."
Tori was all excited. "You know about that performance?"
Addie sighed. "The boss is always talking about it, the monster mask and stuff."
Flattered Tori chuckled mercilessly. But then she had to talk about Chase. "Well, I'm also the main rôle in the play Chase will perform here."
Addie cheered. "Aw, that's cool! But Zorka should look cuter."
Tori sighed. "That's not a problem. But there is one with Chase, and his grandma ..."
Addie sobbed. "That's a sad story. It reminds me of the death of my grand aunt Bertha." Addie was close to weeping.
Tori admitted to that. "It certainly is. Yeah, we think ... Chase could need your help now. One of our pupils, Jade West, has brainwashed him into stuff like talking to the dead."
Addie gasped. "OK, that's why Chase's last phone calls sounded too strange. Thanks, I guess I may show up tomorrow. But I need Megan's help."
Tori wondered, "who or what is Megan?"
Addie explained, "Megan Parker is my friend from San Diego, But she's now at an elitary high school named Pacific Coast Academy, right at Malibu's wonderful beach. It looks more lika a spa than a school. Chase has graduatred from there."
Tori nodded. "OK, ask that Megan! But the sooner you show up, the better!"
Addie nodded solemnly. "See you!"
Tori gasped. "Wait! Did you say ... Parker ... as in Drake Parker? The greatest rock idol ever?"
Addie laughed hysterically. "Megan is Drake's little sister. But never call her like that. She can't stand it!"
Tori sighed. "Sorry, I'm just a great fan of Drake. He's my example to live up to."
Addie grinned. "OK< jus be careful ... bye!"
The call was terminated.
Tori and Zoey sighed in relief.
Next morning, table reading was scheduled.
Alas, Chase had been too late.
Jade shrugged. "Maybe it's time for another session with the dead.."
Beck and Tori gasped with consternation, bellowing a unison "no!"
Jade glared at her ex-boyfriend with disgust.
Suddenly, the door went open.
A girl of almost twenty years showed up. "Sorry, is this the table reading room?"
Beck nodded solemnly.
The young woman walked in. "I'm Addie Singer, Chase Matthews's fiancé."
Cat, Robbie, and Beck gasped.
Tori was excited. "Where's Chase?"
Addie explained. "He's not feeling well. But I may moderate the table reading on his behalf. I know Zorka fairly well."
Tori smiled.
Beck sighed with relief.
Rex and Robbie needed to discuss the situation.
Robbie agreed on going through table reading with Addie Singer instead of Chase.
Rex was opposed to that. He slapped Robbie thrice across the face. But Rex was finally shut up and sent into detention.
Addie grinned. "OK, let's start. I've already spoken to Tori aka Zorka."
Tori Vega nodded.
Addie identified the other actors and their rôles. "That dumb dummy won't participate, will it?"
Rex protested enegically to being called a dumb dummy.
Jade was annoyed by all that. She walked up to Robbie, grabbed Rex, and flang the puppet through the open window into the shrubbery in the backyard of Hollywood Arts.
Addie started finally table reading. But she was totally worried about Chase.
This increased her nervosity to no end.
At the same time, Megan Parker strolled the locker hall.
Chase sat sadly on the staircase.
Megan shrugged. "Hey bush head!"
Chase sobbed.
Megan grinned. "Shall I call a hairdresser for you? This is a school for future Hollywood stars, not for dweebs!"
Chase expleined the situation, mentioning the death of his grandma and the session with Jade West.
Megan giggled. "You miss your grandma very much, don't you?"
Chase nodded excessively sadly.
Megan chuckled. "Hey, I could do something about that."
Chase listened with consternation. "What do you mean?"
Megan explained, "a few years ago, I raised master illusionist Henry Doheny from the dead, making like look like a great trick of his. He's now more popular an illusionist than ever." 1
Chase's eyes bugged out.
He did not know what to do.
His head hurt even more by now.
Megan shrugged. "OK, see you around ..." With a sadistic grin in her face, she took her cellular phone in order to call her boyfriend Nevel Papperman. "Hi, Nevel, it looks cool in here. Do you still want to write an review about the upcoming performance of that lame play Zorka at Hollywood Arts?"
Nevel grinned demonically. "I sure do! See you tomorrow!"
1 cf. Drake & Josh : The Great Doheny
Chapter 7 Quinn Intervenes
The next morning, Quinn Pensky appeared on the campus in order to follow Zoey's and Tori's invitation.
Tori had picked Quinn from the parking lot. "So, you are that famous mad scientist?"
Quinn coughed noisily. "Let's see ..."
Right in the locker hall, many other pupils were gathered.
Jade grunted, "how low may Tori and Beck sink? Now thye need a geek girl's assistance ..." She shook her head with with maximum speed.
Beck glared at his moody ex-girlfriend with increasing disgust.
Zoey had fetched Chase. "OK, Quinn, he's here!"
Quinn had a hard time recognising her former friend.
The bushy hair was the same.
But Chase's eyes were totally empty.
Quinn asked, "had Chase's grandma's corpse been burned or burried?"
Chase replied, "burried."
Zoey wondered, "why would that matter? You're supposed to tell him that talking to the dead is unscientific nonsense. Jade has made up every word on her own."
Tori nodded vigorously.
Jade glared at Zoey with excruciating disgust. "Woe to you!"
Quinn continued, "hey, that's not a scientific result, it must be examinated from case to case."
Zoey wondered, "and what do you mean to say in this case?"
Quinn shrugged. "where is she buried?"
Chase told Quinn the address of the cemetary.
Jade grunted, "the spirits of the dead may devour you alive for your lack of belief!"
Zoey decided to ignore Jade's threats.
Quinn nodded. "OK, will examine the corpse and see what happened to your grandma."
Tori was flabbergasted. "You will do what?"
Zoey grabbed her friend. "Quinn! You can't sneak into cemetaries, dig tombs, and cut corpses open in order to see the cause of people's death's ..."
Quinn grunted, "hey! I don't need to dig, and I certainly won't need to cut anything. Technology is way past that point!"
Most of the kids glared aghast.
Quinn unwrapped her set of quinnoculars 1.
Those were five telescopes bound together, giving improved vision of many things otherwise unvisible.
Zoey and Chase had already seen this instrument.
Quinn explained in the scientific manner the quinnocular's ways of functioning.
The kids were puzzled.
Cat squealed, "you may look through things?"
Rex and Robbie argued over that possibility.
Robbie wanted Quinn to have a closer look at Rex' inner organs, sucj aas his liver, his kidneys, and so on.
Rex punched Robbie right in the face.
Quinn nodded solemnly. "Sure!" She directed the muzzles of the set of quinnoculars at Cat's chest. "Hmmm ... koala bras ..."
Cat shrieked and squealed for excruciating consternation.
Tori asked Cat. "you wear koala bras?"
Cat screamed, "they were cheap, and who can resist a koala face, anyways ..."
Most of the onlooking kids laughed fanatically.
Cat ran away, crying like a wounded fury.
Zoey admonished Tori, "that wasn't nice!"
Tori nodded. "I know."
Zoey admitted, "but it's so much fun."
Tori and Zoey chuckled mercilessly.
Jade remarked, "that's how those shallow girls treat their friends. Thus I haven't got any. Verily, I tell you, with friends like these, you don't need enemies."
André returned form gym room. "OK, I've received new mail from my cousin André. Team iCarly will come here the other day."
Quinn cackled with glee. She new the reason.
Samantha's mother needed new breast implants.
Quinn was going to perform the necessary surgeries in some room in Come On Inn 2, a cheap and dirty model located in downtown Los Angeles, complete with rats, hobos, and creepy staff. She had to inform her boyfriend Cal 3 to show up with the necessary ingrediants for the implants, right in time. Thus she grabbed her cellular phone and dialled the correct numbers. She walked away in order to prevent others from hearing about her secret surgeries.
Tori and Beck were excited. They were awfully looking forward to be seen right in a popular web show.
The day was all but gone.
The kids were garthered in the locker halls in order to get their belongings together and leave for the evening.
A teenager of about fifteen years stormed the hall through the fron door. He cried at the top of his lungs, "Zoey!"
Zoey Brooks sighed. She recognised her little brother. "Dustin! What are you doing here?"
Dustin screamed, "Melanie 4 just told me ..." He was too excited to do anything but stammer.
Zoey tried to calm Dustin down.
Dustin bellowed, "Carly and her team will come to town in about two days! Is that true?"
André nodded solemnly. "Correct! They will record our play and show it on the web!" He was also quite excited, too excited for an actor.
Dustin beamed. "Zoey,m you need to write me a pass so I get a day off school!"
Zoey was responsible for Dustin a s a guardian.
Their parents lived abroad.
Zoey introduced her brother to the kids of Hollywood Arts.
Cat squealed. "He looks incredibly hot!"
"Don't hit on my brother," admonished Zoey, "he's much too young for girls!"
Jade listened to that by accident. She whistled innocently, whispering, "so ... that's the wound spot of Miss May Whitehouse ... maybe it's time to rub some salt into it?"
Zoey bellowed, "you can't get a day off school just for the visit of your favourite web sho team."
Quinn grinned. "Sure he can ... " She produced a sheet. "The day after, you will have a terrible flu. Give this sheet to your roomie Scooter 5 and let him show it Dean Rivers!" She handed Dustin a pass.
Zoey glared at Quinn in a less than approving manner.
Dustin smiled. "Thanks!" He blushed upon looking forward to seeing his adored Carly Shay.
Alas, Dustin Brooks was not the only pupil of the Pacific Coast Academy up to sneaking into Hollywood Art for the preliminary performance of Zorka.
Nevel Papperman, archenemy of Carly Shay, rubbed his hands in anticipation of the worst reviews any play performed at Hollywood Arts was ever going to receive. "They will rue the day," roared he, "until dystopia will they rue it!"
1 cf. Zoey 101 : The Curse Of PCA 2 cf. iCarly : iTake On Dingo 3 from iCarly : iGo Nuclear 4 from iCarly : iTwins --- identified with Trisha Kirby from Zoey 101 : Bad Girl 5 cf. Zoey 101 : Favor Chain --- here identified with Robbie Carmichael from Drake & Josh : Treehouse
Chapter 8 Prayed To Death
It was the day of the first performance of Zorka at the Hollywood School Of Art.
Dustin arrived in the early morning mist.
The performance was scheduled for the time after lunch.
The gang from Seattle was still bound for Los Angeles. They were proobably going to arrive right before lunch time.
The most scary thing was going to be the way back.
Quinn had allowed Mrs. Puckett, just as usual, to drive her stinky and rusty --- probably stolen --- car the long way home just a few hours after the completion of the surgery. 1
As a result, Dustin was a bit too early. He had been dropped by Melanie on her way to Come On Inn. He did not want to see the dirty motel the gang was going to reside in. He looked around nervously.
Jade was the first to arribe. She sniffled a big chance. "Hey, aren't you the little Brooks?"
Dustin grunted, "I'm fifteen years old!"
Jade sighed. "OK! Do you want to go through some adventure until the arrivalof your web showfreaks?"
Dustin grinned. "Video games?"
Jade shook her head. "We may talk to the deatth. Do you know about Chase's grandma>"
Dustin nodded. "Her death left my arm me stuck in a vendor machine ..."
Jade coughed. "OK, we may get to know what killed her really, and how tro avenge her!"
Duistin cried, "cool!"
Jade urged Dustin to be silent. "Nobody needds to know about it. Too many pupils don't know the mystery of death, and they are absurdly afraid of it."
Dustin shivered a bit.
Jade declared, "I will guide you, so nothing bad may happen to you."
Dustin nodded slowly.
Dustin and Jade were now locked in some dark room with a few candles.
Jade talked some formulae in Latin.
Ubi sunt qui ante nos
In hoc mundo fuere
Vadite ad tumulos
Si eos vis videre
Cineres et vermes sunt
Carnes computruere 2
Dustin wasn't at ease.
The voice of Chase's grandma appeared again.
Jade took automatic notes.
Dustin's suspense increased to no end.
Jade came to a conclusion. "Chase's old lady is a victim of some death prayer."
Duston was consternated.
Jade calmed Dustin down. "Noone will hurt you by such a prayer as long as I may protect you."
Dustin moaned with relief, "thanks! But is it really possible?"
Jade nodded. "It even works if you don't believe in it. It's like Quantum Mechanics ... most physicists can't make sense of it, but it gives decent explanations of intricate experiments."
Dustin smiled."Cool! Quinn will be shocked ..."
Jade cackled.
Duststin scratched his head. "But who would do such a thing to Chase's grandma?"
Jade shrugged. "Someone who hated her a lot?"
Dustin squeled, "but she was a nice old lady ..."
Jade sighed. "Maybe someone hated Chase a lot and just randomly wanted to hurt him?"
Dustin had not yet talked to Chase about it.
Quinn was rigged and ready to cut open Mrs. Puckett and restuff her chest balloons with new materials deivered by her new fiancé, Cal. She was now waiting in the foyer of Come On Inn.
Finally, the car of the gang arrived in front of the hostile spelunc. It made a terrible noise.
Quinn sharpened her knives and cackled with glee. She had also prepared her accoustic anesthesia 3.
The gang walked in. Melanie helped her mother to the surgery room.
Sam grunted with disgust.
Fredward Benson had never ever seen Melanie and Sam at the same time. He had thought of Melanie as a lie made up by Sam. He went dizzy, staggered, floundered, stumled, and plummeted to the ground like a sack of concrete.
Sam laughed mercilessly.
Carly was disappointed. "Who will do the tech production stuff?"
Sam shrugged. "There are sure enough tech freaks in Los Angeles."
Carly nodded. "OK< if you say so ..."
Quinn's cellular phone rang.
Quinn sighed. "Quinn Pensky ... Oh Cal ..." She switched to rtalking in whisperes.
Cal was going from New York. He had just inspected the graveyard and the tomb of Chase's grandma.
According to Cal, there was no physical reason to Chase's grandma's death whatsoever.
Quinn gasped. "Are you sure?"
Cal confirmed his judgment. "I've conferred to the forensic reports. The coroners have flunked everything."
Quinn was flabbergasted. But she had to tell Chase about it.
Dustin was still waiting in the locker hall.
Melanie had just informed him abbout the impending arrivalof Carly and Sam.
Freddie was still unconscious.
Dustin had obtained the order to look for some substitute. He raced around. Suddenly, he recognised Firewire. "Hi, Wayne! What are you doing here?"
The geek cackled."I'm responsible for the stage technology."
Dustin grinned. "Could you jump in for a tech producer of a web show?"
Firewire chuckled manically. "Sure, why not?"
Dustin told the geek about Freddie's bad luck.
Firewire kept of cackling. "Aw cool! The end is near."
According to some cartoon read by the geek, the impending apocalypse was announced by people dropping randomly unconscious.
Firewire continued, "the dead will leave their graves and march in the streets ..."
Dustin shivered. "Such as Chase;s grandma?"
Firewire was vaguely familiar with rumours about the old lady and her death. "Exactly!" He grinned and giggled manically.
Dustin asked Wayne straight away. "Could you imagine anyone at the Pacific Coast Academy having wished for the death of Chase's grandma?"
Firewire didn't have to thinj for too long. "Trina Vega and Logan Reese, for sure!"
Dustin almost puked. "Logan?"
Firewire explained, "Trina, aka Rebecca, had not yet been payed by Chase for something odd. And Logan was upset because ..."
Dustin listened carefully.
Firewire stammered, "he had wanted to organise a bikini party for Chase's birthday. But Zoey had invited Chase's grandma. Grandmas and beach parties in sparse outfit don't mix well, you know."
Dustin was consternated. He thanked Firewire. But he had no clue about what to do with this devastating information.
1 cf. iCarly : iMust Have Locker 239 2 Where are those being in this world before us? Wishing to see them, go to the graves! They're ashes and worms, rotting flesh. 3 cf. Zoey 101 : Prank Week
Chapter 9 Zorka
Dustin would have talked to his elder sister about the revelations. But he was too anxious.
Zoey was not an easy believer. She was likely to ridicule Dustin's fantasies.
Even more, the arrival of Carly Shay had sent Dustin's heartbeat sky high, sending his brain cells into a random dance.
Firewire did not get along easily with Carly. He cackled too often.
Dustin was so sorry for having suggested that weirdo as a substitute for Freddie. But he had been pressed hard by the circumstances.
This did not make Dustin's life any easier.
Was Carly going to forgive him the choice of Firewire?
Dustin was totally pale.
The audience in the stage room was already under suspense.
Firewire counted the seconds. "Online in four ... three ... two ... one ..."
Carly and Sam were not accustomed to the one.
This caused a few minutes of confusion.
But Carly opened the show, anyways. "Today, we will see the première of the master piece of gifted playwright Chase Bartholomew Matthews. The name is Zorka. It's about an alien girl stranded on earth and rescued by a hot life guard."
Sam swooned.
The actors entered the stage.
Carly had not noticed her nemesis Nevel Papperman in the front row.
Nevel grinned.
His beloved Megan Parker had been hiding in the dressing cabins of the actors.
Nevel sent her an SMS.
Chase was shivering.
Addie sat by his site.
Zoey and Crony were occupying the row behind them.
Mr. Sikowitz stood in the walkway.
Stacey and Sinjin had built a cotton swab spaceship.
Down to Firewire's stage mechanics, the ship hit the ground, simulating a shuttle crash.
Tori appeared virtually to emerge from the spaceship. She cried for help.
Courageous Beck jumped into the fake waves and feigned swimming towards Tori, reaching her in time in order to save her from the ocean.
Tori smiled. "That was close!" Then she told Beck about Zorkesia, her home planet.
Chase and Addie gleefully watched them act.
The performance was so wonderful.
Then Tori started talking about strange stuff. "The atmosphere of this planet contains less oxygen than ours. This is the result of spectroscopy."
Beck wondered, "Spectroscopy?"
Tori explained, "spectroscopy is the analysis of the dispersion of an object's light into its component colours, or energy levels. By performing this examination of an object's light, we space scientists can infer the physical properties of that object (such as pressure, temperature, mass, luminosity, rotation, and consistency."
Beck replied, "that is all very interesting ..."
Surprising the audience, Tori and Bweck indulged into a scientific siscussion about astronomy.
Chase muttered, "I don't even understand half of the crap they are talking."
Addie nodded solemnly.
Many of the onlookers were seriously annoyed. They started to boo like hell.
Mr. Sikowitz ordered to stop the perfomance.
Carly and Sam were flabbergasted.
Sikowitz requested an explanation from Beck and Tori.
Beck showed Mr. Sikowitz their script.
The teacher passed out upon reading the scientific stuff.
Tori explained, "last night, I received a video message from Carly. She had suggested some interesting changes the show's viewers had wished for. I did not understand zilch, but ..."
Beck nodded solemnly.
Sam and Carly protested.
Sam roared, "our viewers aren't science dorks like Fredworm!"
Carly nodded timidly. "What the ... not even Fredward would do that ... or so I guess."
Sam wasn't that sure. "I'm going to choke the dweeb black and blue!"
Carly had got a hard time to stop her co-moderator from planning more harm to their usual tech producer.
Fortunately, Freddie was still knocked out and safe under Quinn's custody.
Nevel snuck out of the hall, cackling with glee.
Really, Megan had sent the video message unto Beck and Tori.
The scientific text was taken from Quinn's secret notes about her impending discovery of life on an alien star.
Being Quinn's half-brother, Nevel had been able to talk the geek girl into leaving him part of her notes.
But nobody knew about it ...
Finally, Beck and Tori decided to skip the additions, barring one.
Veck explained, "aw Zorka, you won't be able to live on earth forever, you need an atmosphere with more oxygen!"
Tori shook her head. "Noway! I want to stay with you. This way, I'm going to die here, right in your arms."
Beck fainted and purred.
A few moments later, Tori feigned breathing problems.
Beck tried to reanimate her from mouth to mouth.
But Tori passed out, and she plummeted right onto Beck.
The lovebirds passed away, arm in arm, tongue in tongue.
Chase shrugged.
The audience applauded insanely.
Of course, Tori and Beck had got no real problems. Now they were bathing in the applause of the masses.
Dustin sighed with relief. He approached Carly. "Hi ... may I have an autograph?"
Carly had not yet seen Dustin. "You are?"
Sam answered for Dustin. "Melanie's ex-boyfriend ... Dustin Brooks ..."
Carly smiled. "Oh, sure ... " She wrote "In love, Carly!" onto the back of a fly paper Dustin had picked off the chairs.
Dustin smiled and blushed.
Carly smiled. "You shoukld definitely send me something for one of my next sessions."
Dustin nodded solemnly.
Carly remarked, "a nice sweetie, Melanie's loss ..."
Sam shrugged.
Now Dustin felt strong enough to talk to Carly about his deeds in the morning hours.
Zoey was consternated. "Dustin, how could you ... Jade is just mean!"
Dustin shivered, "But if Rebecca is a murderer ..."
Tori had listened to the talk of the siblings. "You accuse my sister of what?"
Dustin explained, "she must have killed Chase's grandmother ..."
Tori shook her head. "Trina can be mean, but now Jade went too far."
Dustin squealed, "Jade doesn't accuse Trina, Firewire concludes that Trina and Logan Reese must be the ones to do so ..."
Tori was consternated.
Trina could have been really mean. And she must have been realy angry at her ex-lover. But how far exactly had Trina gone?
Tori felt pushed into interrogating Trina. She did not believe in death prayers. But she could not bear the suspense any more. She needed to know how rotten at heart her sister was really.
Chapter 10 Finale
In the evening hours, Tori returned home.
Trina had not been at her performance.
Tori was now feeling close to guessing why.
It must have been connected to her former troubles with Chase Bartholomew Matthews.
Tori caught Trina in the kitchen. "Sister, I have to talk to you."
Trina shook her head. "Sorry, no time ..." She was wanted to escape upstairs.
But her way was barred by Tori.
Trina was tripped. "How dare you!"
Tori grabbed Trina. She thundered, "how did you hatre your ex-boyfriend's grandmother so much to wish her dead?"
Trina gasped. "Firewire ... that stupid chitchatter ... you can't believe this traitor ..."
Tori grunted, "ah, I haven't said that ... so you've just admitted to ... "
Trina glared aghast.
Tori continued, "how could you even dare to think about such a mean thing? Chase's grandmother has never done anything to you."
Trina shrugged carelessly.
Tori sighed. "Why did you hate Chase that much? Only a few weeks after you've loved him so much ..."
Trina started laughing hysterically. "I would never ... repeat: never! ... get anywhere near to liking such a bush-headed dweeb. Get that between your dusty skull bones!"
Tori was puzzled. "Buy you even went to PCA for him ..."
Trina chuckled mercilessly. "That was a deal ... Lola had suggested Chase to hire me in order to make Zoey jealous."
Tori gasped. "What?" At a second glance, she had to believe Trina.
Tori's sister was really not into dweebs of whatever sort.
But it was really Lola to arrange such a deal?
Trina explained, "Chase had to pay me for playing his lover girl, and he couldn't. So he deserved being tortured, he and hislousy wannabe girl Zoey. Finally, I found Logan Reese. He was totally angry about Chase's grandma. So we picked up one of Firewire's cartoons which described an old ritual of a death prayer ..."
Tori could not get it. "You did what?"
Like Logan, Trina had not believed in the magics mentioned in the cartoons. But their anger had been enough to make them give it a try, just to release their anger.
Zoey, of course, had not hesitated interrogating Logan.
After an hour of torture, the useless son of a Hollywood producer admitted to having worked together with Rebecca for several years.
Both of them were up to pursuing a career as supermodels for Sophie Girard 1, like their examples to live up to: Autumn Williams 2, Dakota North 3, Bradley D' Impala 4, Yurgin 5, and so on.
Even Viviana 6, a cousin of Trina and Tori, was already a famous super model.
In order to celebrate Chase's sixteenth birthday, Logan had wanted to organise a beach party, with loose dressing code, presenting new bikinis and beach thongs.
Zoey had invited Chase's grandma, the best possible gift for Chase.
But the old woman had ruined Logan's plan.
Nobody wanted an old woman at the beach wearing just a bikini?
This explained Logan Reese's insensate hatred against old Mrs. Matthews.
Zoey did not believe in death magics, either. As in the case of Tori and Trina, she condemned Logan's malicious wish anyways.
Alas, nothing could prove the guilt of Trina and Logan.
Thus this coouple of villains lept on living in their malevolent ways until the days of dystopia.
In order to hide their perverted connection, Logan had even abused Quinn, making her believe temporarily to be his girlfriend.
Thitherfrom Quinn has hated herself for ever having fallen for such a malevolent fraud.
She should have listened to her half-brother.
Nevel had always warned Quinn.
Megan wanted to resurrect Chase's grandma. She pitied Chase.
But the deceased lady denied that. She wanted her grandson to be happy. And knowing about Addie Singer, grand niece of her tea partner Bertha, she deemed this to never change again.
Thus there was no need for a resurrection.
Megan and nevel were disappointed.
Even more, their way to get back at Carly by sundermining the première performance of Zorka had gone excruciatingly awry.
But they still were left with their love for each other and their common music.
Nevel lsat back and played a little lovely tune for his Megan.
The girl replied with a tune performed by means of her oboe.
Zoey finally interrogated Lola. "How could you suggest Chase such a perverse thing?"
Lola had not been able to bear the way Chase and Zoey had stepoped around each other without fessing up. Thus she had come up with that old trick. She had not thought her cousin to be greedy, though. From that point, Lola was against her cousin. But she had never got the guts to tell Zoey about her unforgivable mistake. She sighed, filled with excruciating regret.
Zoey forgave Lola.
Carly Shay's live cast of Zorka became very popular within a few weeks.
Revolutionary Records 7 wanted Tori back in order tom sing a new theme song for Zorka. They hired André Harris in order to write that song. They wanted Drake Parker in order to to back Tori.
But Tori only wanted to perform by Beck's side.
Alas, Drake had not been disappointed too much.
Tori was accompanied by her cousin Lola, a painfully hot Hollywood star actress right in Drake's league.
Jade had only had a colateral rôle in Zorka, acting as a pacific native watching the spaceship and believing in it being a miracle.
But Gustavo Rocque, another ecord producer from the same syndicate as Revolutionary Records, was convinced of Cat's incredible gifts as a dressed monkey. He split his label band, Big Time, and coupled Cat with Carlos Garcia, the most fun of the boy group consisting of four singers.
Cat and Carlos, or, short, Cart, were going to be the most succesful comic duo of the century.
Firewire recognised Jade as the incarnation of a cartoon hero ine he had been worshipping for several years.
Jade was still too young for a lawful wedding. But she suggested a ritual reunion following the code of her secret organisation.
Sarah Gothman and Mark Downer 8 were going to perform such a `wedding', reuniting Jade and Firewire until dystopia and beyond.
Malcolm Reese, fdisappointed father of Logan Reese, decided to produce iCarly professionally in Hollywood.
The kids were going to live at the Pacific Coast Academy, not far from Hollywood Art.
Once there, Dustin and Carly have been proving to become closer and closer every day.
Sinjin and Stacey? If they haven't made it yet up to the big cotton swab in the sky, they are still building brilliant works of art from cotton swabs, Grizzly glue, and polyurethane, just like their idols Harry Joiner and Spencer Shay.
The End
1 cf. True Jackson VP : Back To School 2 cf. Just Jordan, second season 3 cf. True Jackson VP : Babysitting Dakota 4 cf. True Jackson VP : True Fear 5 cf. iCarly : iCarly Awards 6 cf. True Jackson VP : True Crush 7 cf. Victorious : Birthweek Song 8 for both of them, cf. Ned's Declassified SSG : Positives And Negatives