[ A phone ]

So it's Hong Kong Special Administrative Region Establishment Day in like, almost a week. On the 1st of July. Just thought I'd put that out there for my older family members 'cause I know that your memories aren't what they were, y'know. Remember to check the taps are turned off and that you have your keys before you leave the house.

Also ( Read more... )

[Get ready to hear the most alien words to come from Hong Kong's mouth ever. They are punctuated with a fair few pauses as he tries to recall bits and pieces he's heard from China over the years... When he's actually bothered to listen... He feels pretty ill.]

...Comrades. This is Party Official Jun Shen Ts-Wang speaking.

I know that this will be ( Read more... )