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So Mayfield, I'm speaking to you today about a totally serious matter: Hong Kong SAR is looking for a new wingman.
'Cause my old one is apparently being weird with my sister and that's not cool.
I already have a girlfriend right now, but I always keep an official wingman regardless. If you like, don't know what one is already then you're probably not suitable for the job, but I guess I can explain. It's pretty simple.
A wingman is someone that goes with you to bars and clubs and stuff. Their duties can include distracting the ugly girl while you hit on the hot one, although they have to have pretty low standards and morals if they're gonna do that part... Or y'know, just helping you avoid... undesirables and generally just like, assisting you with approaching someone you're interested in and being someone who's got your back etc.
[ An after thought: ] ...And I guess they can get help in return or something.
So yeah, if you're interested let me know.
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[ On a slightly more serious note, it's still the last few days of the Mid-Autumn festival and Hong Kong can be found lighting incense at the very makeshift shrine he built last year at his old house, but has since moved it to the lawn of 767 Bunker Street. Every so often he'll absentmindedly pet the black cat curled up next to his feet.
If he sees you he might offer you one of the pretty carved boxes that he has with him, each containing a mooncake. ]
So Mayfield, I'm speaking to you today about a totally serious matter: Hong Kong SAR is looking for a new wingman.
'Cause my old one is apparently being weird with my sister and that's not cool.
I already have a girlfriend right now, but I always keep an official wingman regardless. If you like, don't know what one is already then you're probably not suitable for the job, but I guess I can explain. It's pretty simple.
A wingman is someone that goes with you to bars and clubs and stuff. Their duties can include distracting the ugly girl while you hit on the hot one, although they have to have pretty low standards and morals if they're gonna do that part... Or y'know, just helping you avoid... undesirables and generally just like, assisting you with approaching someone you're interested in and being someone who's got your back etc.
[ An after thought: ] ...And I guess they can get help in return or something.
So yeah, if you're interested let me know.
action
[ On a slightly more serious note, it's still the last few days of the Mid-Autumn festival and Hong Kong can be found lighting incense at the very makeshift shrine he built last year at his old house, but has since moved it to the lawn of 767 Bunker Street. Every so often he'll absentmindedly pet the black cat curled up next to his feet.
If he sees you he might offer you one of the pretty carved boxes that he has with him, each containing a mooncake. ]
