✿四十二 phone (event: stages 3-4)
Wai, Mayfield.
[ There's a pause and Hong Kong can be heard taking a deep breath. ]
So I kissed my sister, Taiwan. Like, more than once actually and I liked it at the time. And then I was nicer to Japan for a while in case he found out and decided to kill me with his katana, y'know. Self-preservation. Speaking of Japan, he's not always lame, sometimes I think he's pretty cool and that I'd be okay with calling him gohgo like I used to when I was a kid.
Anyway yeah, I definitely liked kissing Taiwan more than I liked England when he was drunk and licking my ear and trying to pull my pants down. That was just totally weird and unfortunate. Especially as I decided not to wear underwear that day. Like, maybe there's a lesson in that for next time I'm too lazy to put any boxers on.
Actually... Sometimes I wear ugly sweatpants around the house that look kind of like teacher's. I'm worried that like, I'll turn into him or something when I'm old.
I don't like the name Leon.
[ There's a pause and Hong Kong can be heard taking a deep breath. ]
So I kissed my sister, Taiwan. Like, more than once actually and I liked it at the time. And then I was nicer to Japan for a while in case he found out and decided to kill me with his katana, y'know. Self-preservation. Speaking of Japan, he's not always lame, sometimes I think he's pretty cool and that I'd be okay with calling him gohgo like I used to when I was a kid.
Anyway yeah, I definitely liked kissing Taiwan more than I liked England when he was drunk and licking my ear and trying to pull my pants down. That was just totally weird and unfortunate. Especially as I decided not to wear underwear that day. Like, maybe there's a lesson in that for next time I'm too lazy to put any boxers on.
Actually... Sometimes I wear ugly sweatpants around the house that look kind of like teacher's. I'm worried that like, I'll turn into him or something when I'm old.
I don't like the name Leon.