Doorbell: "Ding-dong!"
Sandra: [Walks to door, opens it, sees random lady with little kid in her arms standing outside.]
Lady: "Hi!" *[Holds up little girl. Gives me an expectant look.]
Sandra: "..." [Blinks. Waits for... some kind of explanation.]
Lady: "This isn't yours?"
Sandra: "... No."
Lady: "... Oh. Ok then." [Turns around and rings bell ( Read more... )

Imagine a small production of "Hedwig and the Angry Inch". Now imagine it in a tiny little church (a real one, with tower and vaults and everything), played to an audience of maybe 50 people, roughly 60% of which were old ladies. (The remaining 40 percent, except for kaoru_is_here and myself, seemed to consist of the church's youth group.) It was one of the ( Read more... )

Ok, I wasn't going to post about this until I actually had the tickets in my hand, but after hearing the newest news I'm just so full of squee that I can't not post:

FALL OUT BOY. THE ACADEMY IS... COBRA STARSHIP. In Cologne in August. And because I have the very best
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I just got a spam mail headed "doom panda". I have masterfully illustrated the first image that came to mind:

( Doom doom DOOM! )