Things I briefly considered but ultimately did not buy at Cost Plus today ( Read more... )

It's short, though, because she had to get off the phone to pay the oil man. XD ( Read more... )

For fuck's sake, Calgon, take me AWAY.

That bottle of Excedrin? I'm now down to my last 2.

Man, 4 can't come fast enough.

I went home sick on the 15th with a headache. The morning of the 16th I bought a bottle of Excedrin on the way to work.

As of this morning, I've got 6 left.

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Man, I love John Lee Hooker. I got to see him live about a year or so before he passed, and while I loved the show, it made me wish I'd gotten to see him in his prime ( Read more... )

Voice 1: "Man, all that Mexican food is gonna make me sleepy."
Voice 2: "Don't worry, the horrible searing gas will keep you awake."

( wild and crazy cookery under the cut )

You know, I have all this lip balm, but nothing works better than Vasoline. I mean, seriously, I'm just gonna buy a little jar and start carrying it around.

...and I swear I wasn't showing this much cleavage when I left the house this morning. What the hell.