I won't lie, I've been looking forward to this for hours.
Debbie--excuse me, Deborah--Gibson as an oceanographer. And Lorenzo Lamas as...I don't know yet.
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT. Mega Shark ate a plane. IT ATE A PLANE. IT JUMPED OUT OF THE OCEAN AND ATE A PASSENGER JET. WTF. 23 MINUTES IN OMG I WISH I HAD TIVO I NEED TO SEE THAT AGAIN.
Oh, God, it's on youtube. Just. Watch that scene, please.
And Giant Octopus just slapped a fighter jet out of the sky. Just. What.
Ahahaha. So, two of the scientists have sex in a closet, and get the idea to use pheromones to draw the creatures into a trap. Lol. Looooooooooooooooooooooooooool.
And it doesn't work. Well, the pheromones work, but the weapons they try to kill them with don't. Surprise surprise.
Ahahaha. Set them against each other! Aw yeah.
...okay. That was much less terrible than I expected, overall. Still quality, but not as much as I thought it would be.