I think I forgot how to write.
Then again, did I ever know in the first place? Just sort of winging this thing here...
aarrrgghhhh

I'm freaking out right now, realizing what a major blunder I've committed with my selective seeing.

Contest.
How could I have not seen the word "CONTEST"?

It's only like, oh, in the VERY FIRST SENTENCE.  D:
Somehow, I selectively saw "p0rn", "smut", "30 kinks" and completely missed the part about this being a contest.  For gawd-knows-what reason, I ( Read more... )