... And I am proud I live in fantasies.
ORDER OF THE LIGHTNING
We hail from the Order of the Lightning. We have mastered the art of dodging, enduring, and turning our backs away from the pains and the wounds that this epic force of nature has inflicted on us. And, like the lightning, we soldier on towards where the storm is. We never stay. We never strike the same place twice. We come at night and we disappear in the morning. In our wake, we create thunder that pierces cold hearts. In our departure, heaven itself cries.
We are the lightning itself.
We never stop.
We never care.
And we never love.
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Jerome the Just
Lvl 7/21 Paladin/Mage
STR 14
DEX 16
END 10
INT 18
WIS 18
CHA 18
Personality: Hard-headed but weak-hearted. Always tries to run away from problems he cannot rationalize.
Greatest achievement: Survived mortal wounds after an epic battle with a demogorgon, thereby establishing a very powerful link to the Weave which led to his delving into the arcane arts. His Infernal Armor stands testament to his abilities in battle.
Lightnings dodged: Countless.
Lightnings endured: Thirteen.
Lightning-based wounds: Just a single and massive one.
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Gamaliel the Glorious
Lvl 7/21 Paladin/Fighter
STR 18
DEX 10
END 16
INT 14
WIS 18
CHA 18
Personality: Comes on strong. Highly impulsive. Never tries to dodge. He only tries to endure.
Greatest achievement: Went one-on-one with a dracolich--regarded by many as the most powerful monster in the universe--and survived to tell the tale. His Bone Dragon Helmet speaks volumes about his abilities in battle.
Lightnings dodged:
Lightnings endured:
Lightning-based wounds:
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Whew. This is actually harder than it looks. ^_^
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One day, we'll be the stuff of legends, Andy. Bards will sing about us until the end of days.