The Crazy Update, in Which I Reveal That I Am Loony Toons, or Can I Have a Sticker, Please?

[scarredbyitall]

I awoke very early this morning to find myself alone in bed, by which I mean there were no cats with me. Not a single one. This is extremely unusual. On a typical morning there are anywhere between three and five felines sharing my mattress. I knew at once that something was awry. I pulled myself out of bed and padded into the kitchen where I

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[itchyglow]

um...

i don't know what to do about this one.

[scarredbyitall]

Well, you probably can't help me because you probably don't have Albertson's out in NC, so you're off the hook as far as collecting stickers for me goes. (I'll just pretend "what to do about this one" doesn't refer to my shaky health/ pathetic existence. Or, we could look at this as evidence of the competitive nature I never knew was in me until recent days. Competition for, well, stupid things.)

[scarredbyitall]

Oops, that was supposed to be shaky mental health, not health.