Titmouse Legacy 3.3
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Skilling.
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Yes, it was a very funfilled, exciting time in the Titmouse house.
Aparently even my game was getting bored, because it sent me this.
Jacques: 911? There appears to be some masked, stripey sweatered man lurking on my property.
Operator: Please remain inside and do not engage the intruder. A squad car is on its way.
Jacques: No ma'am, no engagement. We are staying put, aren't we honey? Honey? Bailey?
Bailey: You asshole, how dare you? There are children in this house, and they are out of bed and being traumatized as we speak. How are they to stay on the honour roll if they have to go off to school in three hours with their sleep bars only half filled? I will hold you singally responsible if my kids turn out stupid.
Bailey: Oh hey, look behind you.
Intruder: That is the oldest trick in the book. How dumb do you take me for?
Officer: *clears throat*
Intruder: Oh shi--
Officer: HIYAW!
Intruder: *slap slap*
Officer: *slap slap*
Bailey: Wow, we had two little girls fighting in the previous update who had better moves than either of you.
Intruder: But I hadn't even gotten into the house. This is not fair.
Officer: Tell it to the judge, buddy.
And then all was quiet again until Mila's birthday rolles around.
Eh, looks like Bailey, but not as cute. Have a good life, Milan, see you around town sometime!
Lynx brought a friend home from school, Deane Crandall I think she's called.
Bogart: Hey now, you are just the kind of girl I'd like to get drunk and take advantage of.
Deane: Huh?
Lynx: Goddamnit, this is why I never bring anyone home.
Rome: She's so pretty!
Bogart: I've been told I have hypnotic powers if you stare into my eyes long enough.
Bogart: And if that doesn't work, I have a killer shy smile.
Bogart: Dating me would be your ticket to the bigleagues. You'd be hot by assocation.
Deane: Oh, I don't know, I'm a little frumpy. I don't think I could ever be fully hot.
Bogart: But you can. Dating me would make everyone in the school sit up and take notice.
Deane: Well, I have always wanted to see what it was like having the boys want me and the girls hate me.
Deane: Let's do it!
Rome: Do. Want. *sigh*
Bogart: You know, I bet I could get this random paparazzi chick to fall for me as well. Purely as a scientific experiment, of course.
Yes, it's more birthdays! Thank you other random chubby paparazzi member for showing up and being excited about the triplets' birthday, even though Avery, who is the only celebrity in the house, moved out two days prior.
Oh hey Lynx, you actually grew up kind of pretty.
And Rome grew up looking very distinguished. He just needs a pimp cane.
Both of them are packing their bags and heading out into the wide world, though.
Bogart: You mean I'm heir? Wow, I don't know what to say. This is so unexpected.
Liar.
Bogart: Heh. Didn't doubt you for a second.
*facepalm* I am heaviy suspecting this means more scary eyed children in my future. Way to go me and being so shallow.