Sep 25, 2005 21:40
in the Scarlettscion's home, there is to be no:
--excessive quoting of serious poetry for less than a national disaster or a death in the immediate friends or family
--threats of self-mutilation
--referances to one's elemental nature
--declarations of past-life grandeur
--using of the knives by other than their authorized owners
--poking the cat
--poking the butts of the residents
--consumption of food without a thank you when finished ( at least not consistently)
--making excessive fun of the resident's books
Thank you. This PSA will self destruct in thirty second. Please do not consume it or attempt to light it on fire.