g'morning things
The last time I posted a meme, it was the night before stellaluna-'s last visit, because I was a bit overwhelmed by what I had to do before she got here... and today's about the same, so turning on the computer might be case of poor decision making.
First, though:
+ Yesterday's xkcd is so awesome it hurts.
+ Speaking of awesome, I can't decide whether yesterday's Mary Worth or yesterday's Mark Trail is more full of cracked-out awesome. Yes, the funniest newspaper strips are the long-running serial dramas.
+ Zombies are the biggest undead horse trope around right now, and while I appreciate the pun there, I'm beyond sick fo them. That said, dear self, why so fail that you keep dreaming about zombies? Last night I was having a difficult time chopping their heads off with an axe; it was taking me several hazardous swings since I wasn't strong enough.
Consequently, I was looking for someone to teach me how to use a katana, which in and of itself would be pretty awesome.
Now the meme:
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB, and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. No cheating!
1. Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
2. Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?
3. Criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh?
4. You wear black 'cause you can't find anything else to wear? You found your sound 'cause you can't play no better? You just tried to kiss me because "it just happened?" You should try take credit for something every once in a while.*
[[*not really related, but I need to be told that every once in a while myself.]]
5. Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished, and no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.
6. What was I supposed to do -- call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?
7. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass.
8. Let's get this straight. You don't like? I don't like a lot of things. I don't like your men sittin' on the road bottling up this town. I don't like your men watching us, trying to catch us with our backs turned. And I don't like it when a friend of mine offers to help and twenty minutes later he's dead! And i don't like you, [x], because you set it up.
9. When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
10. Squirrel!
First, though:
+ Yesterday's xkcd is so awesome it hurts.
+ Speaking of awesome, I can't decide whether yesterday's Mary Worth or yesterday's Mark Trail is more full of cracked-out awesome. Yes, the funniest newspaper strips are the long-running serial dramas.
+ Zombies are the biggest undead horse trope around right now, and while I appreciate the pun there, I'm beyond sick fo them. That said, dear self, why so fail that you keep dreaming about zombies? Last night I was having a difficult time chopping their heads off with an axe; it was taking me several hazardous swings since I wasn't strong enough.
Consequently, I was looking for someone to teach me how to use a katana, which in and of itself would be pretty awesome.
Now the meme:
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDB, and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. No cheating!
1. Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
2. Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?
3. Criminals in this town used to believe in things. Honor. Respect. Look at you! What do you believe in, huh?
4. You wear black 'cause you can't find anything else to wear? You found your sound 'cause you can't play no better? You just tried to kiss me because "it just happened?" You should try take credit for something every once in a while.*
[[*not really related, but I need to be told that every once in a while myself.]]
5. Noah was a drunk. Look what he accomplished, and no one's even asking you to build an ark. All you have to do is go to New Jersey, and visit a small church on a very important day.
6. What was I supposed to do -- call him for cheating better than me, in front of the others?
7. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass.
8. Let's get this straight. You don't like? I don't like a lot of things. I don't like your men sittin' on the road bottling up this town. I don't like your men watching us, trying to catch us with our backs turned. And I don't like it when a friend of mine offers to help and twenty minutes later he's dead! And i don't like you, [x], because you set it up.
9. When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?
10. Squirrel!