Title: A Best Friend's Best Friend.
Characters: Tabitha, Moe.
Rating: Worksafe, gen.
Word count: 248
Summary: Written for the Fallout kinkmeme. Everyone loves centaurs. And by 'everyone', I really mean 'Tabitha'.

( Moe was sunning himself on a rock, licking his eyeballs and scratching one of his vestigial legs. )

This is practically canon okay.

Title: RTFM
Characters: James Garret/Fisto.
Rating: Mature, explicit. Contains a brief dubcon-y moment.
Word count: 1131
Summary: Written for the Fallout kinkmeme: James Garret tests Fisto. For science.

( James triple-checked that the bedroom door was locked )

Title: Ain't That A Kick In The Head?
Characters: f!courier, Benny, assorted Khans.
Rating: Worksafe, gen.
Word count: 978
Summary: Written for the Fallout kinkmeme, for the 'write a short piece of fiction introducing your version of the LW or Courier' prompt. Tweaked slightly.

( When Providence was a little girl, she was taught a few basic things about gambling. )

Title: The Problem of Interactionism
Characters: Mr. House
Rating: Worksafe, gen.
Word count: 271
Summary: Mr. House doesn't sleep, but sometimes he feels like he's dreaming.

( Robert House doesn't sleep anymore. )

Title: The Car Incident
Characters: Tabitha, Raul, Cuddles.
Rating: Worksafe, gen, contains your garden-variety super mutant violence.
Word count: 483
Summary: Minimizing fuel emissions is Utobitha's #1 priority.

( Tabitha was reviewing a few policies when she heard people shouting outside the radio building. )

Title: A Hair Out of Place
Characters: Adrian, Bubastis.
Rating: Worksafe, gen.
Word count: 549
Summary: Written for Mundane Bingo. Prompt: using a lint roller to get pet fur off your clothes.

( If Adrian has one regret about the creation of Bubastis, it's this: she wasn't designed to be low-shedding. )

Title: Common Ground
Characters: Adrian/Rorschach.
Rating: Mature, explicit. Slash/porn. Consensual(!), although Adrian's a bit pushy.
Word count: 4682
Summary: Rorschach investigates further.
Thanks to runriggers for the beta.

( It's three o'clock in the morning. Most of the Veidt Building's floors should be completely empty... )

Title: Intervention
Characters: Laurie, Jon.
Rating: Mature, but only due to the usual vigilante violence. Gen.
Word count: 1277
Summary: Jon interferes.

( The dealer says '...You stupid bitch, you're asking...' and then Laurie hits the guy's jaw so hard that she feels something in her hand crunch, but she doesn't care. )

( Table behind cut. )

Title: Fitter Happier
Characters: Rorschach, Daniel.
Rating: Worksafe, gen.
Word count: 1677
Summary: AU. Nite Owl breaks into Walter's home to tell him about the death of the Comedian.

( Walter often works late because he's never in a great rush to get home... )