Rorschach: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual

[scarlet_carsons]

Because I'm sick of trying to write grimdark fic.

Inspired by Theresa Green's Owners Manual series and this.

Comments

[quietprofanity]

Oh, that was great. Favorite parts were "Steve Ditko" and this:

Q. Is RORSCHACH compatible with other products, such as The Magical Healing Cock(tm)?
A. Unfortunately, RORSCHACH is not compatible: attempts to use The Magical Healing Cock(tm) on RORSCHACH may result in permanent harm to the device and user.

Bwa-ha! Even as a Dan/Rorschach slasher I find that hilarious. Great job.

[lilsi]

Q. My RORSCHACH has voluntarily removed his mask and is openly weeping. What does this mean?
A. This indicates that the unit is nearing the end of its working life and should be replaced as soon as possible.

Ok i shouldnt laugh at this as it is very sad. But omg love it haha what a great little FAQ to put in. hehe. This was really funny, loved it and a great idea! Well done :D

[underdebate]

That last line.

brb dying of laughter.

[madmorgan89]

These things make me laugh like a barnyard animal.

[mizzykitty]

*giggles* Heehee! That was funny! =D