1: Ciao, people.
[The SFC turns on, and in front of your eyes is a very stylish man with dark hair and shades, smiling slyly. When he starts speaking, his British accent and his voice are so laid-back that you could roll out a carpet on them.]
Hello, my good people. My name is Anthony J. Crowley, and I would like to know which way the exit to this place is as soon as possible.
Thank you for your interest and time, and as soon as I get the answer I will be out of here faster than a car on the Autobahn. And believe me, that is very fast.
Ciao.
[The transmission ends just as soon as it began. Crowley's not really the type of person to elaborate on eveyrthing that's happening to him, unfortunately.]